6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam and T. talk about their retarded families. Adam says to his listeners “listen up peeps:” if your grandmother was mean to you growing up it’s OK to say ‘f. you Granny’ when she wants you to come visit her in the old age home years later. Adam says if family members were an ass to you growing up they deserve to be treated as an ass by you later on in life. F. them!
Adam says his grandmother was “a hard ass who would always work very hard to make sure your point was never heard.” Nowadays she’s lonely and would love to spend a little time with her beloved grandson however Adam wants none of it and says, “screw her!”
Teresa says she still wakes up and thanks God her step-monster is dead. T’s step-monster was a total bitch who used to torment poor T. when she was growing up. Teresa says she hated that bitch when she was alive and continues to hate her now that she’s dead!
6:26 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Mickey calls in and relays his own story about being abused as a child by his abusive father and then the most satisfying moment of his life after he “landed the greatest left hook” when he knocked his f’ing father out! Mickey says it changed the dynamics of their relationship instantly!
Adam continues to talk about his loser parents and says, “my daughter will be the first Carolla to actually like her dad”. Even if he has to force that little bitch to love her daddy!! Adam says, “the point is to not repeat your stupid parents mistakes.” No s. Sherlock!
6:45 AM – BETTER THAN THEY SOUND
In this segment of ‘Better Than They Sound’ Adam and the gang rant about the stupidest names and euphemisms around. Adam says do you really think Minnie Driver and Vin Diesel would be stars if it wasn’t for their creative names? No f’ing way people!
Adam asks what’s the deal with friendly fire, what’s so f’ing friendly about it? Adam lists euphemisms that he finds so stupid: Puppy mills, garnishing your wages and collateral damage just to name a few!
7:04 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* McCain goes on the attack in final debate.
* Phillies top LA, advance to World Series.
7:31 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS
Teresa continues to report the news.
7:52 AM – JAY MOHR IS IN THE STUDIO
Comedian Jay Mohr is in the studio. Jay says he considers himself crazy because, “who else walks around thinking what kind of wig would an alligator wear?”
Jay talks about his “ugly balls” and has the gang in stitches with his scrotum sac talk.
Monica calls in to “heap some praise on Jay!” Monica saw his stand-up performance this past weekend and says she “absolutely loved it!”
8:15 AM – JAY MOHR CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Jay continues to hang out and relays the story about the time when he was 7 years old and made out with his friend Eddie. Hey now!! Eddie is now the Chief of police in New Jersey and Jay says every time he’s in Jersey he takes advantage of their past “friendship” and speeds like a demon!! Every time Jay gets pulled over for speeding he always tells the cops, “call the Chief!” and is immediately let go. Jay says the Chief is so paranoid Jay’s going to share their past secret love, he lets Jay off the hook every time!
Jay has the gang roaring with his amazing Buddy Hackett and Alec Baldwin impersonations.
Don’t miss Jay’s LIVE stand-up performance at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas October 17th through the 19th. Purchase tickets here.
8:39 AM – TOM MORELLO IS IN THE STUDIO
Musician Tom Morello the Nightwatchman from the hit rock band Rage Against the Machine is in the studio.
Tom talks about playing with one of his idol’s Bruce Springsteen and say he really never gets nervous, however he was “scared s-less to rock out with the Boss.”
Adam takes a walk with Tom down memory lane: Tom says he was “obsessed with playing the guitar” and would play a minimum of eight hours a day in high school. Adam calls Tom an “interesting cat.” Tom actually attended Harvard after high school and then started his own Led Zeppelin cover band and has continued to rock out ever since!
8:49 AM – TOM MORELLO CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Tom continues to hang out. Teresa tells Tom he “doesn’t seem that rageful,” Tom says he gets his rage out through his music T.
A listener calls in to ask Tom if he has any plans to record another album with Rage Against the Machine, sorry dude no plans to record a new album however they do plan to continue to rock out together.
Tom continues to talk about his interesting background, his father is from Kenya, he was raised in Illinois, he attended Harvard and graduated with a Political Science major and he used to sport “a Lionel Richie mullet”. Adam asks if his parents are pissed that he took his 100,000 dollar education and threw it all away to become a rock star? F. ya they are! Tom says with his Harvard degree he “couldn’t even get a job selling Iron Maiden t-shirts!”
9:12 AM – TOM CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Tom continues to hang out. Adam asks Tom “what the hell does one do with a Political Science degree?” Tom responds, “they definitely don’t sell Iron Maiden t-shirts!”
The gang talks about the upcoming election and Tom says “if Obama is elected it would definitely be a move toward a better civilization.”
Check out Tom’s latest album The Fabled City which is available for sale now. Listen to Tom rock out here.
9:27 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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