6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Caroline calls in to tell Adam she saw a bootleg copy of The Hammer while vacationing in China. Adam is thrilled and totally flattered! Adam says “bootlegging is the highest form of flattery”, so what’s his piece of the pie? Nothing?? F. that!!
6:18 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Aaron phones in for a little help from the gang; he cannot get over his ex-girlfriend and it’s driving him crazy, he just can’t get her face out of his mind. Teresa knows all about this Aaron, she can totally relate and tells him it’s going to take at least 6 months to get over this bitch. Adam says the only way to get over her is to “meet another lady, stop masturbating over her picture and start getting your life together dude!”
Audrey phones in to tell the gang she went out to dinner last week at Benihana and saw Dr. Drew with his whole family there. Audrey says “they looked so weird because his children literally did not take their eyes off Drew for one moment!” Talk about weird!! Adam asks “what’s up with Benihana?” Adam doesn’t like it because you have to sit next to loser strangers with a “crazy Asian man wielding a ginsu”. Adam is not digging Audrey, why? Adam tells her she’s “totally hot wired, totally nutty”. Adam says he’s “like a Radon detector” and his meter is going off like crazy baby!
6:46 AM – SCARIEST MOMENTS
In this segment of ‘Scariest Moments’ listeners call in and relay the scariest moments of their lives. The listener with the best story will win free tickets to the Playboy Mansion’s big Halloween party The Blotto in the Grotto plus five hundred bucks courtesy of Zack and Miri Make A Porno.
Samuel calls in to relay the story about the scary shoot out between the cops and some bad guys that took place directly in front of his house, talk about scary!
Edwin calls in to relay his first airplane flight, the pilot came on the speaker and said, “I have some bad news, part of the plane has just fallen off” Oh no he didn’t? Oh yes he did!
Erica calls in; here’s her story: it was last year over Thanksgiving and her family was visiting, so her family decided to out for a little fun so Erica decided to have a little fun of her own! The only problem was her parents had their own key and came back early only to find Erica having the time of her life on the kitchen table with her boyfriend! OMG! Talk about embarrassing!! Her dad then started swinging at her boyfriend and a total fight ensued!
7:05 AM – SCARIEST MOMENTS CONTINUES
Listeners continue to call in and relay their most horrifying moments in another round of “Scariest Moments’:
Ashley phones in to relay the sad story about the night her Autistic baby’s daddy was shot dead right in front of her!
Debbie phones in: she was in high school when her parents went out to dinner and she was left alone in the house with her younger brother. During the evening she started hearing noises in the backyard, brushed it off, then she started hearing noises coming from her parents bedroom, again she brushed it off…until she saw her dog walk through the front door and realized someone was in the f’ing house!! OMG! Debbie says she ran out of there so f’ing fast with her brother in tow and called the police!
Ronnie calls in to tell the story about the time, “back in the day” he fell off a 200 foot cliff while riding on his skateboard; so Ronnie’s “catching some speed” skating down the mountain, when he got stuck behind a slow driving garbage truck, he decided to go around it when he saw an SUV heading straight for him!! Ronnie says he then literally fell of the side of the mountain and almost died!! You have to listen to this segment people, it’s hysterical!
Adam says his favorite horrific story is Ashley’s, therefore Ashley wins free tickets to the Playboy mansions big Halloween party Blotto in the Grotto and the dough!
7:30 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Hulk Hogan’s son released from jail.
* Burke bounces back on ‘DWTS’.
7:56 AM – CHRISTOPHER MINTZ-PLASSE IS IN THE STUDIO
Actor and Superbad star Christopher Mintz-Plasse is in the studio. Chris is a young actor, he’s only 19, Adam says he looks like he’s really thirteen, ouch!! Chris is offended Adam! Chris says when he was filming the sex scene in Superbad his mom had to be on set, talk about awkward!! Chris talks about his journey into acting, he says he knew he wanted to be an actor when he wanted more than anything to play Aladdin in his school play.
8:11 AM – CHRISTOPHER CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Christopher continues to hang out. BB asks Christopher what it’s like to be a young celebrity. Chris says “it’s creepy” when strangers recognize him by his voice alone. Chris talks about his love life or lack there of to be honest! Chris says he’s never had a long term relationship, he’s only nineteen for crying out loud! Chris talks about the time he was at the Playboy mansion and he actually had a shot of tequila, OMG!! He’s an animal people! Teresa relays the story about the time she was fourteen and drank six shots of tequila and hacked her brains out all night long!
Don’t miss Chris’s latest movie Role Models which will be out in theaters November 7th. Watch the trailer here.
8:31 AM – WHAT CAN’T ADAM COMPLAIN ABOUT? DAVID ALAN GRIER IS IN THE SHIZZY
In this segment of ‘What Can’t Adam Complain About?’ listeners call in with topics they are sure will stump the Ace Man, however as we all know Adam can complain about anything and everything people and does: Teabagging; great football names from the seventies and more!
8:49 AM – DAVID CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Superstar DAG continues to hang out and talks about his favorite character Peanut who he says is a total slut!
Adam asks Terry ‘AKA’ Teresa why she has no friends? Terry and DAG role play about the time she lost her dear friend after T. got engaged. DAG says Terry is competitive and she probably deserved to lose her friend! The truth is T.’s friend said, “you stole my dream ring” therefore she wants nothing to do with T. anymore! DAG cannot stop snoring throughout T’s touching story which totally pisses her off!
Don’t miss DAG’S new hit TV show Chocolate News which airs Wednesday nights on Comedy Central
9:11 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; DAG CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Teresa recaps the news.
* Obama leaving campaign trail to visit grandmother.
* ‘Ellen’ airs video against gay marriage ban.
9:36 AM – CHRIS HARDWICK IS IN THE STUDIO
Tech guy and Adams buddy Chris Hardwick is in the studio to promote his new hit show Attack of the Show which airs weeknights on the G4 channel. Adam asks what’s on the horizon for his nerdy self? Chris says “the big news is the brand new Google phone that comes out tomorrow”, Chris is excited people! Chris says “you can download all the porn you want to on this great new phone.” Adam wants to know can he download his favorite movie Taboo II? You better believe it Adam, now Adam is excited too!
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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