6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Garbageman Dustin calls in. Dustin talks about his job, he drives his own truck that has no electronic arm to pick up cans, he has to dump out each one of them personally. Adam says WTF? That’s the hardest work in the world dude! T. asks Dustin if people ever leave him holiday gifts? Why the certainly do T., they actually will leave presents taped to the top of their trash cans. Adam rants about the lazy a-holes who never bring their trash cans to the corner. And don’t even get Adam started about the douche bags who throw their trash into your dumpster! Adam is incensed, how dare they!

Charles calls it to disagree with Adams views on taxes. Yesterday Adam said he doesn’t think just because some people may be “less off than you”, that you need to spread your own money around, f. that! Adam’s point is, “there will always be people underneath you”.

Charles says he thinks the rich should help out the poor in this country, Adam says hell no! F. them. Adam says “at one point you have to say there will always be people less fortunate than me, do I have to help the whole damn world?” Adam says he has busted his ass to get his stuff, how about you bust your ass too people? Lazy bitches!

6:23 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Matt calls in to comment about Adam saying his kiddies toys would come on at night and has his own story to share. When Matt was younger he would take his little sisters Teddy Ruskin bear and make his own tapes for Teddy to say. Teddy was a bear that would play cassettes and talked along with the tape, so Matt decided it would be hysterical to make his own creepy tapes and play these tapes for his poor little sister to hear. He would have Teddy saying he was going to kill her and literally would scare the living s. out of her.

Adam appeared on the Bonnie Hunt Show last night and says “it was fun, easy, no problems”. Adam says “when you do a new show you have to deal with its growing pains, this is why most of them fail.” Adam hopes this show makes it saying, “Bonnie is a good woman who has a good show”.

A listener calls in to talk about his buddy who works in the auto industry and every once in a while brings home new cars for him to test drive. This gets Adam talking about cars and the Aston Martin factory over in Europe. Adam says the Aston Martin factory is the “happiest place on the earth, everything is organized and clean”. Adam says “this is what we can do when we educate ourselves and have a common goal.” When will America get their s. together people?

6:44 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Adam apologizes to all his fans who have sent in their Hammer covers for him to sign, he has not gotten around to signing them because he has “been really busy.” Adam is building a “super, mega garage” and has made his assistant Jay his lead foreman and they have been so damn busy. He says he’s getting back on top of it people, “sorry for the delay.”

Adam talks about seeing the musical Wicked, he says he likes “girlie stuff, maybe I’m insecure or more secure with myself”. Adam enjoyed himself but at one point he thought, “Jesus Christ am I the first one to have thought of this?” It’s common knowledge everyone who attends this s. want to get their drink on for crying out loud, so why not have more bartenders? There is always the longest ass line to get a damn drink, it’s ridiculous, they give you only 10 minutes to get a drink and the drink line is over half an hour long! Adam doesn’t get it! This continues to happen every damn night, wouldn’t you think someone would have thought of a better f’ing plan?

7:05 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Obama: Grandmother may not see Election Day.

* Guy & Madonna let the insults fly.

7:26 AM – JAY LENO PHONES IN

Comedian and The Tonight Show host Jay Leno phones into the studio. Jay calls in to talk about cars, Adam asks Jay what he’s driving this morning, Jays says he’s driving a Porsche Carrera. Jay says he likes to “rotate the fleet” and literally drives a new car every day. Jay even drives a steam engine car, which he says “is like driving around with fire”, Jay also says, “try running with a lighter and that’s what driving a steam car is like.”

Jay talks about hosting the Love Ride 25, the worlds largest fund raiser car show this weekend at the Fairplex in Pomona. It’s absolutely free people, if you love cars you definitely won’t want to miss it!

Adam asks Jay whats he’s going to do after The Tonight Show, he “really doesn’t know”, don’t worry people he says he definitely has no plans to retire!

7:52 AM – TERESSA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS; BRIAN POSEHN IS IN THE STUDIO

* Gary Busey says he’s been sober for thirteen years!

* Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew latest news.

8:16 AM – BRIAN POSEHN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Comedian Brian Posehn is in the studio and relays his journey into comedy. He grew up with his mom in Sacramento, his father died when he was only two, and at seventeen his mom gave him “the boot”. Brain says he “wasn’t a good kid”, he “would drink all the booze in the house” and that was the god damn last straw! Momma said pack your bags sonny, you’re outta here! Brian ended living with his grandpa who used to wake him up in the morning by “pouring water” all over him! How he misses those days! Brain then says he “hit the road,” moved to San Fransisco and decided to become a comedian.

Brian relays the story about the time he broke his back after he jumped off a lifeguard stand drunk out of his mind. Adam asks why do women never do that s.? Adam says, “there should be a PSA for this”, because so many stupid drunk dudes do this! Adam says “and they said he would never take the stage again,” Brian says he was “healed by comedy.”

Don’t miss Brian on the hit show the Sarah Silverman Project Thursday nights on Comedy Central.

You also don’t want to miss Brian’s LIVE stand-up performance tonight and tomorrow night at the Hollywood Improv. Purchase tickets here.

8:40 AM – JOEL MCHALE IS IN THE STUDIO

Superstar Joel McHale is in the studio and plays hysterical clips from his hit reality talk show The Soup which airs on the E! Channel. Joel plays clips from some of our favorite shows such as The Hills, The Tyra Banks show and The View.

Don’t miss Joel’s LIVE stand-up performance tonight at the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

9:04 AM – HALLOWEEN EDITION OF TALES FROM THE CHEAP; JOEL CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

In this segment of ‘Halloween Edition of Tales From the Cheap”, listeners call in and share their cheap stories. The listener with the best cheap story will win tickets to the Blotto in the Grotto party over at the Playboy Mansion as well as 500 bucks courtesy of Miri and Zack Make A Porno.

Joel relays his own cheap story about his grandmother who he calls “the cheapest woman in the world.” She tried to make her son who came to visit from overseas eat the same box of Cheerios three years in a row! After the third year she actually “roasted them so they wouldn’t be so sticky”, ended up burning them, and guess what she used as the croûtons for their salad later that week? Joel is serious people, burned sticky three year old Cheerios on his f’ing salad! How dare you grandma!

9:28 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

9:41 AM – TOMMY SMOTHERS PHONES IN

Tommy Smothers from the legendary comedic duo The Smothers Brothers phones in to the studio. Adam congratulates Tommy on his Emmy win. Tommy won a “retro active Emmy” 40 years after the fact and says “it was so cool!”

Tommy talks about his realtionship with his brother saying they “started fighting way back in the crib”. Tommy said they hated each other and fought constantly, luckily they have both received counseling over the years and says they are now the best of friends.

Tommy also talks about The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour: Season 3 which is available for sale now.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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