6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam relays “a driving faux pas” he made this morning, he tried to make a right from the left turn lane, he knew it was wrong but WTF? Let the Ace man over for crying out loud! This one driver however was having none of it and literally slowed down and gave Adam a “super long gaze” with a look on his face that said ‘you moron!’ How dare he!
This gets the gang talking about the stupid pedestrians in Los Angeles, Adam says “LA has the slowest, angriest pedestrians.” And what’s with the crazy night joggers who wear all black and “spring out like a gazelle” into oncoming traffic only to then give you a look like, ‘f. you! Didn’t you see me fool?’ What a-holes!
Adam says why can’t LA pedestrians be more like New Yorkers, “when the light changes and they go to cross the street they’re actually going somewhere”. LA pedestrians are so damn stupid! Adam says “if you don’t have a car in LA you’re either homeless or unemployable.”
Johnny calls in to get Adam’s opinion on the new BMW M3. Adam says it’s “a great driving machine, when you grab the wheel God does it feel good!”
6:25 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Farmer Nicolas calls in from Fresno to talk about his produce. The current fruit in season are pomegranates which totally pisses Adam off! Who the hell likes pomegranates? “The pomegranate has totally made a renaissance, who the hell drank pomegranate juice five years ago?” F. pomegranates, bring on the Rainier cherries!
Adam has a tip for all his home-owner listeners: “go out and purchase a dwarf lemon tree“. Adam says there is nothing worse than when you go to make a cocktail or some fish and you have no damn lemon juice!
6:44 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Adam chooses Halloween costumes for our crazy listeners who call in. Mentally disabled Karen phones in, she says she “hears voices every once in a while”. Adam has the perfect outfit for you baby doll: “a straight jacket for you and then have a friend chase you around with a butterfly net”.
Single and lonely Brian calls in, he always dresses as Popeye for Halloween and wants a new look. Adam says “women love men in uniform so go as a fireman.” Adam suggests to all the single dudes out there, “dress as something stoic and heroic” and if you’re a lady, “dress hot and sexy”.
7:06 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Jennifer Hudson’s nephew ‘died of multiple gunshot wounds’.
* Campaigns engage in a noisy air war.
7:31 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS
Teresa continues to report the news.
* Julianne Hough was not worried before having surgery.
* Forbes top earning dead actors.
8:01 AM – HOBO POWER: MEASUREMENT OF STINK
In this segment of ‘Hobo Power: Measurement of Stink’, listeners call in with their grossest stinky stories and Adam measures their unit of stink.
One listener calls in to tell the story about having to clean out a laboratory refrigerator that had been siting in the heat for almost a month, Adam gives him a score of 40. That’s it? He threw up Adam!
8:16 AM – HOBO POWER: MEASUREMENT OF STINK CONTINUES
Bob calls in, he went to visit his father “who had a history of mental illness”, Bob opened the door to the most disgusting smell in the world, “an overwhelming warm smell” only to find his father dead from a self inflicted gunshot wound. Adam gives Bob a score of 20. Only 20? WTF?! T. says, “he had to inhale his dead fathers funk” for crying out loud!
8:34 AM – ERIC STROMER IS IN THE STUDIO
Hunky carpenter extraordinaire Eric Stromer is in the studio. Adam and Sexy take calls from listeners who share disastrous home improvement stories, the listener with the worst, AKA the best home improvement story will win tickets to the Playboy mansion’s big Halloween party, Blotto in the Grotto as well as 500 bucks courtesy of Zack and Miri Make A Porno.
8:59 AM – ERIC STROMER CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Eric continues to hang out. Adam and Eric continue to take calls from listeners who share their most disastrous home improvement stories in the hopes of winning tickets to the Playboy mansion’s Halloween party, Blotto in the Grotto.
Don’t miss studly Eric on his hit home improvement show Over Your Head which airs on HGTV.
9:23 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
* Leachman off Dancing with the Stars.
* Obama latest news.
PRISONER DAVID PHONES IN
Our favorite inmate Prisoner David
phones in from the joint where he is currently serving a life sentence for attempted murder.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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