July 23, 2008 - Dave Attell, Tanner Foust, Christopher Titus Dwight Yoakam are in the studio

6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Eric calls in to ask Adam about Top Gear, will airplanes be involved in the show? Sorry Eric Adam cannot tell you! Adam says he always gets yelled at by the peeps over at Top Gear, Adam is not allowed to talk about it, however he does say the show will blow your minds people!

6:24 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Molly girl had a showdown with a raccoon this morning. Adam talks about how she wouldn’t stop barking, he therefore has perfected the perfect yell without opening his mouth. Adam has a total a-hole for a neighbor so he wasn’t too worried about Molly waking up the neighborhood. Adam’s neighbor is a total ass and Adam calls him an “angry old, super old f.” It all stared when this douche reported to the city that Adam’s hedge needed to be cut down, why not just tell Adam directly? Stupid f.! Teresa said he must be lonely and have nothing better to do with his time than write stupid letters to the damn city complaining about the height of Adam’s hedge, are you kidding me?!

6:50 AM - BLAH, BLAH BLOG

The gang play a spirited round of “Blah, Blah Blog” and try to guess the retarded celebrities who wrote the lame on-line blogs! The gang plays for listeners who call, the winner will win an OMA phone device.

7:03 AM - BLAH, BLAH BLOG CONTINUES

The gang continues to guess the retarded celebrities who wrote the retarded on-line blogs in “Blah, Blah Blog”.

7:20 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Missing Florida girl may have been killed.

* Estelle Getty finally kicks the bucket.

* Oral herpes rampant among college students.

* Latest Christian Bale news.

7:48 AM - DAVE ATTELL IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Dave Attell is in the studio bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning! NOT! Adam says choosing to be a stand-up comic is a lot like living the gay lifestyle, What?! They both hate waking up before noon!

Teresa asks Dave about his friend Andy Dick, Dave says Andy “is so funny however Andy needs to learn how to leave”, Dave is referring to Andy’s recent arrest for pulling down a seventeen year olds top and revealing her underage chest to a bar full of guys! What a douche bag!

Don’t miss Dave on The Gong Show which airs Thursday nights on Comedy Central. Adam will appear on an upcoming show and he says when he hit the gong he felt like an Inkan god!

8:07 AM - TANNER FOUST IS IN THE STUDIO

Adam’s co-host on Top Gear Tanner Foust is in the studio. Tanner is an amazing stunt driver and works in all the biggest movies, Tanner gets paid for speeding and crashing cars, what job could be better than that? Tanner says he knew he wanted to be a race car driver when he drove his bus, not a car people A BUS, and did doughnut spins at full speed! Adam says Tanner always looks so serious when he drives, why is that? Tanner says he likes to stay in complete control and stay clam when he drives.

Don’t miss the upcoming X-Games this summer, July 31 through August 3rd airing on ESPN. Watch Tanner and Travis Pastrana race at the X-Games here.

Don’t miss Tanner on Top Gear which is coming to America this fall. Read the latest Top Gear news here.

8:31 AM - CHRISTOPHER TITUS IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Christopher Titus is in the studio. Chris congratulates Adam on Top Gear however he cannot hide the fact that he is super jealous, he wanted the gig so badly! Chris loves to race cars and loves to hit the race track however he says “the chicks that are really good at race car driving scare me”. Watch this!

Chris talks about his most recent car race at the Willow Springs Raceway, Adam says Willow Springs is the fastest track in the West.

8:50 AM - CHRIS CONTINUES TO HANG OUT


Chris continues to hang out and talks about his painful divorce saying it sure as hell has not been easy! His ex-wife actually said to him, “I wish you would kill yourself like you mom and sister did!” Ouch!! Chris laughs over how ridiculous his divorce has become, they actually have a drop off spot where they both meet to swap the kidlets.

Don’t miss Chris’s performance Love Is Evol tonight at the Acme Comedy Theater. Purchase tickets here.

Check out Chris’s latest CD, Norman Rockwell is Bleeding which is available for sale now.

9:13 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; CHRIS HANGS OUT

Teresa recaps the news.

* Man arrested for drunk driving blowing a .491 blood alcohol level.

9:37 AM - DWIGHT YOAKAM IS IN THE STUDIO

Singer, Actor and entrepreneur Dwight Yoakam is in the studio. Adam and Dwight appeared on The Tonight Show last week together, Adam says he loves him so much he doesn’t even think of him as a country singer!

Dwight talks about his family comparing them to the Coal Miner’s Daughter story. Dwight grew up in Appalachian country, they were super poor and he says his parents “didn’t maliciously screw” him however he definitely had a hard childhood. Dwight says his father always worked really hard and he “couldn’t have asked for greater folks!”

Don’t miss Dwight’s performance at the Greek Theater July 27th. Purchase tickets here. Look for Dwight Yoakam’s Chicken Ring’s at your market!

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!

July 22, 2008 - Larry Miller and Larry Miller are in the studio

6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Giovanni calls in from Hawaii to tell Adam he thought it was hysterical when yesterday on the show Adam suggested if his fans are unable to purchase The Hammer, rent it from Blockbuster and then never return it! Great idea!

Adam talks about his celebrity friends, saying he doesn’t have that many however the ones he does have can be categorized into “a low, a medium and a high level of celebrity status”, starting with Danny Bonaduce moving upward to DB Sweeney and then to the “crazy talented as if touched by God” Alec Baldwin.

6:19 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Stu calls in to ask Adam why he hates cake. “Contrare my friend,” Adam says he doesn’t mind cake however as we all know Adam loves his pie! Adam says “if you have seven dollars, go to Marie Calender’s and buy yourself a little pie!”

Adam says there is a generation of older men who love them some cake, eat it and never gain any wait, Adam hates those bastards!

6:45 AM - WHAT CAN’T ADAM COMPLAIN ABOUT

In “What Can’t Adam Complain About” Listeners call in and try to stump Adam on various issues they are sure Adam can not possibly complain about, Oh Hell No!! No one stumps Adam, Adam can complain about anything people!

7:03 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Batman actor Christian Bale arrested!

* Omarosa called ‘delusional and pathetic’ on talk show.

* Missing 2 year old girl in Florida latest news.

7:37 AM - LARRY MILLER IS IN THE STUDIO

Trendy Larry Miller is in the studio and plays a round of “Stupid Beyond Belief” with the gang. Larry rants about the stupidest things that are totally beyond belief: License place slogans really get Larry going this morning! Check out each state’s slogan here! Larry also thinks stick figure bumper stickers of families on cars are so lame!

8:06 AM - LARRY CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Larry continues to hang out and plays a raucous round of “Hypothetical Questions” with the gang. The scene is set, Larry is flying back from Florida to Los Angeles and has to choose who he would rather spend the flight with:
*Baldwin family VS. the Arquette family, Larry chooses the latter!
*9/11 theorist VS. chick newly into the Kabalah, Kabbalah chick hands down!
*Black preacher Reverend Wright VS. “white pretty boy mega church leader”, Larry chooses the Rev.

8:22 AM - DR. ALTER IS IN THE STUDIO

Dr. Alter is in the studio. Dr. Gary Alter is one of only a handful physicians in the United States who is Board Certified in both urology and plastic surgery. He is in the private practice of plastic and reconstructive surgery, subspecializing in genital reconstruction, this morning Dr. Alter talks about hidden penis syndrome! Dr. Alter relays the full procedure of the hidden penis surgery, Adam is fascinated!

8:43 AM - DR. ALTER CONTINUES TO HANG OUT


Dr. Alter continues to hang out. Listeners call in with their personal plastic surgery questions for Dr. Alter. Teresa asks Dr. Alter about elongated labia’s, Dr. Alter says he once did a procedure on a woman with the longest labia he has ever seen, the surgery took three times the time of a normal surgery. Dr. Alter says no woman wants to go to the beach and look like she’s packing a sausage in her bikini!

9:06 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Latest Obama news.

9:23 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Lay Leno steps down as the host of The Tonight Show.

* Jimmy Fallon takes over for Conan.

9:42 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Mark calls in to ask Adam what he thinks about hot chicks who host truck shows and have no idea what they are talking about. They drive Adam crazy, however as we all know truck drivers “love their stupid chicks!”

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW!
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July 21, 2008 - Frank Shamrock is in the studio

6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Adam talks about his hectic schedule this past weekend: Adam had to fly into Burbank Airport twice over the weekend and asks what the hell has happened to the price of booze at the airport? Adam is not a big drinker, however once he enters the airport he instantly “turns into an alcohol,” having to get his drink on as soon as he can, it makes flying more fun!

6:22 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Adam relays an incident he had over the weekend. Adam went to an automotive book store on Friday, when the guy behind the counter gave him a back handed compliment saying he normally listens to another radio station however he was able to catch a little listen to our show. That is so annoying to Adam! Why do people do that? Why not just say they heard his show and leave it at that! Listen up people, back handed compliments not so complimentary!

6:45 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Jamie calls in to challenge BB on movie trivia saying he knows way more than him! Oh Hell No! That cannot possibly be true, no one is a bigger loser than our own Bald Brian!

7:03 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Justin Timberlake rocked the ESPY Awards.

* Jason Taylor latest news.

7:22 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS

Teresa continues to report the news.

7:39 AM - ADAM SHARES A TITILLATING STORY

Adam relays a titillating story: Adam says he would rather be involved in an argument than stand next to one. Here’s the story: Adam was at the Phoenix airport over the weekend, it was last call at the bar when Adam overheard the following exchange: The bartender said to the John Goodman look-a-like wearing a cowboy hat if he could see his ID and refused to serve him until his ID was shown. This guy had a full ZZ Top silver beard, and was obviously nearing his fifties, are you kidding me?! How stupid is that?! Adam says “we need to ignore the man’s proclamations,” we are living in a time now when rules are totally getting out of control! Adam begs all his listeners to say “F. the man!” and follow their own set of rules!

8:08 AM - FRANK SHAMROCK IS IN THE STUDIO

Mixed martial artist fighter,Frank Shamrock is in the studio wearing braces, Teresa thinks he looks really cute! Frank talks about choking out his opponents, Adam is fascinated! How can this be legal in a fight? Frank says it is actually “quite nice if done correctly!”

The gang talks about the great MMA fighter Rampage Jackson who was unacceptably beaten in his last fight.

Frank is so tough people, he says he has actually broken his arm in the ring without tapping out! What an animal! Adam tells Frank to feel free to choke out BB on his way out of the studio!

8:30 AM - MUSIC MONDAY

In this segment of “Music Monday”, the best and worst songs to listen to while lounging around the pool are played.

8:42 AM - MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES

More on the best and worst songs to listen to while lying around the pool are played. Adam’s favorite pick: Burning Sensations - Belly of the Whale. Adam’s worst song pick: Edgar Winter Group - Frankenstein. Teresa’s top song choice: Blues Traveler - But Anyway.

8:58 AM - MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES

More of the best and worst songs to listen to while lounging poolside are played. BB’s favorite pick: The Breeders - CannonBall. Click here to see the gang’s top picks.

9:16 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* McDonald’s robber among finalists for new jingle.

* Latest Billy Joel news.

9:40 AM - OZZIE’S MOVIE REVIEW

Our favorite Nicaraguan, Ozzie reviews the movie The Dark Night. Watch the trailer here and check out the reviews.

9: 56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!

July 18, 2008 - Louie Anderson, Penn Jillette, Bobby Slayton and George Wallace on the show!

LIVE FROM THE PALMS CASINO RESORT IN LAS VEGAS!!

6:01 AM - LOUIE ANDERSON WITH US

Comedian Louie Anderson stops by the casino. Adam and Louie talk about how they started their comedic careers. Adam says he started doing stand up because he knew he had a good sense of humor and working with his hands wasn’t paying the rent! Louie says he started making fun of his zaftig figure before others could attack him with their words and turned it into a comedy routine.

Don’t miss Louie’s nightly performance at the Excalibur Resort and Casino, purchase tickets here.

6:21 AM - PENN JILLETTE HANGS OUT

Comedian Penn Jillette stops by. Penn says he loves doing stand up and never plans to stop saying his career will last longer than Frank Sinatra’s. The gang discuss the death of the legendary Houdini, Penn says it is a myth that he died from being punched in the stomach, Penn says there are “actual claims that he might have poisoned,” who knew?

6:41 AM - PENN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT


Penn continues to hang out. The gang discuss funny desserts: flan, carob and halva, WTF? Who the hell likes this crap? It’s all about the pie, as we all know Adam loves his pie!! Penn says Jay Leno gave him a razzleberry pie from Marie Calenders after one of his shows, and OMG!! Penn says it was the best damn pie he has ever eaten!

Don’t miss Penn and Teller’s performance at the Rio hotel, July 28 - August 1.

7:03 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS; PENN HANGS OUT

Teresa reports the news.

* Latest news on train wreck Andy Dick.

* Man finds knife in Subway sandwich.

* Julianne Hough nominated for an Emmy.

7:33 AM - BOBBY SLAYTON SWINGS BY

The pitbull of comedy Bobby Slayton stops by the casino. Bobby congratulates Teresa on her marriage which gets the gang talking about how emasculating it is when the man takes the womans last name, do men really do that? Weak loser men do!

Bobby performs nightly at Hooters Hotel and Casino, don’t miss it!

7:49 AM - BOBBY CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Bobby continues to hang out. The Gang talk about the joy of marriage. Bobby says the reason his marriage is so healthy is because he spends five days out of the week separated from his wife. Speaking of fat, Bobby talks about how fat people in America are, Adam blames it on Taco Bell for creating a fourth meal for the stoner’s and weirdo’s who stop by late at night.

8:03 AM - THIS WEEK IN RAGE

Adam counts down the top five things that pissed him off this week in “This Week In Rage”:

5. Madonna’s brother writing tell all book.

4. Techno music underneath every news story.

3. Tax money that goes to cops fighting lame ass crimes.

2. The movie Redline’s Tivo description.

1. Drunken plus one’s at parties and special events.

8:24 AM - GEORGE WALLACE STOPS BY

Comedian George Wallace stops by to hang with the gang. Did you know George’s brother Steve plays for the NFL’s 49ers and his best friend is Jerry Seinfeld? Adam had no clue!

George talks about his journey into comedy saying it was Red Skelton who inspired him to become a comic.

George will be performing at the Flamingo Hotel this Thursday through Saturday.

8:43 AM - GEORGE CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

George continues to hang out. The gang talk about Isaac Hayes who George says he actually co-hosted a radio show with years back.

Adam and George talk about all the changes they would make if they were elected for President.

9:03 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; GEORGE HANGS OUT

Teresa recaps the news.

* Al Reynolds swears he’s not gay!

* New sport out of Germany - Chess boxing!

9:31 AM - GAY WALKING

The gang play a fruity round of “Gay Walking”: Pre-Board Op Bill hits the streets of West Hollywood and asks the gays questions about Sin City. The gang play for their casino audience members and guess if the fairies will answer the questions correctly.

9:49 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Watch Adam throw the first pitch at the All-Star Celebrity Dodger game August 1st!!
Mahalo!!

July 17, 2008 - Robert Smigel calls in, Jules Asner and Bill Bellamy are in the studio

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6:01 AM - WHO THE F. SELLS THIS S.?

In “Who the F. Sells This S.?” Adam calls the losers who have the most ridiculous items up for sale on Craig’s List: Custom key chain Lottery scratcher, everyone needs one of those! Barely legal porn magazines for a mere nickel a piece, now that’s a deal!

6:28 AM - WHO THE F. SELLS THIS S.? CONTINUES

Adam continues to call the tards who have the stupidest items up for sale on Craig’s List.

6:45 AM - ROBERT SMIGEL CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Writer, Robert Smigel calls into the studio. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan is Robert’s latest project and is being “heralded as Adam Sandler’s greatest hit!” Watch the trailer here and check out the reviews too!

Robert writes for the television show, TV Funhouse which airs on Comedy Central, Adam loves this show!! Adam asks how the hell does he get away with parodying Disney characters? Very carefully, he says!

7:05 AM - PERSONAL TALK ABOUT THE TWINS

Adam talks about his little kiddies; Natalia and Sonny were scheduled to be delivered by cesarean on 6/6/06, however Adam didn’t think that was the most auspicious birthday, wonder why? Adam says if he had to “choose to have them born on the day of the beast or the following Wednesday”, he’ll opt for the latter.

Adam compares his kidlets; Sonny is “a little wuss!” and Natalia is the crazy one who yells at him in Spanish and only comes up to him when she wants to be tossed around up in the air! “Natalia is a wiry pain in the ass, and Sonny is a big bowl of queso!” They are so vastly different, how can this be? They come from the same damn place!

7:47 AM - T AND B DISAGREE

As we all know Adam has very strong opinions and cannot wrap his mind around people disagreeing with him. In this segment of “T and B Disagree”, Teresa and Bald Brian finally come clean and tell Adam what they really think on various issues! Teresa is nervous when telling Adam she does in fact like passion fruit ice tea, OMFG! Adam says he “feels stabbed in the back”. BB comes clean and tells Adam he thinks it is so lame that Adam painted his black wallet red, “it is so old manish.”

8:06 AM - TERESA WALKS DOWN MEMORY LANE

Teresa takes a walk down memory lane and relays a particularly painful part of her miserable childhood. Teresa was bullied in elementary school by these little bitches who tormented her daily, Teresa still has major issues because of it people! Teresa therefore at the age of ten felt the need to write her own will and testament and reads it to the gang as they cannot help but laugh at her!

8:25 AM -JULES ASNER IS IN THE STUDIO

Super sexy and sweet, Jules Asner is in the studio. Jules is pissed at Adam for ripping on her husbands movie Ocean’s 13, bastard! Adam called it an “abortion of a film” which really riled her up! Steven Soderbergh, her honey, told her to tell Adam he takes all the blame for the lame movie and says it was “all his fault!” Adam says the only reason he came down so hard on the film is because he considers Steven a “phenom”.

Jules is the author of the novel Whacked which is available for sale now!

8:46 AM - BLAH, BLAH, BLOG

The gang play a spirited round of “Blah, Blog, Blog”; celebrity online blogs are read as the gang try to guess the celebrity blowhard who wrote them.

9:07 AM - ADAM’S FRIEND THE WEEZ IS IN THE STUDIO

Adam’s childhood buddy The Weez is in the studio. Chris, a buddy of theirs from high school calls in to share in the memories. Adam laughs as he tells a story about Chris; he wore braces for eight long years and finally after they were removed he was knocked in the mouth with a baseball bat, and then right back on they went! Adam loves this story, Chris not so much!

Adam and The Weez relay a story about the time they were roomies and The Weez brought back a gal to their pad for a little lovin, the next day The Weez told him he never even lifted her top off!! WTF?! Adam became incensed!! That night Adam had to stand out in the pouring rain, he threw up in the bathtub and this douche never even took her top off?! Adam says he was seriously so outraged because this gal had the biggest god damn breasts, WTF was he thinking?

8:43 AM - THE WEEZ CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Adam’s first roommate and fellow futon sharer, The Weez continues to hang out. More memories are shared: The Weez would get “totally high out of his mind” and bring back random “flousies and pot heads” to their pad and make a total mess which drove Adam absolutely crazy! Finally when Adam could no longer stand it he made his roomies uphold a Clean or Leave Policy. The Weezer says they nicknamed Adam Old Man Walt.

Adam plays a tape of his earliest attempts at comedy.

9:42 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Mike calls in to tell Adam he received a ticket for not wearing his seat belt. Adam talks about the Click it or Ticket campaign which he thinks is so lame. Adam says he always wears his seat belt, has always worn his seat belt and so do many others! Are there really that many people who don’t wear them anymore, give me a break! Can’t Villaretardo find something better to waste his time on?!

Mahalo!

July 16, 2008 - Patton Oswalt, Eric Stromer, Travis Pastrana and Erin Andrews are in the studio; Jerry O’Connell phones in

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6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Adam talks about being the new sponsor for the restaurant Fogo de Chão, a meat lover’s paradise “where you eat your weight in meat”.

Nicolas calls in to talk about the death penalty. Nicolas asks Adam a hypothetical question; if Adam had to choose a way to die, how would he want to go? Adam says he would eat at Fogo de Chão until he exploded! Adam says “the worst part of dying is knowing you are about to die, the dying part doesn’t seem that tough.” Adam says if he had to choose which way to die he would prefer to be shot in the back of his head while he slept.

6:26 AM - ERIC STROMER IS IN THE STUDIO

Super hunk Eric Stromer is in the studio. Eric and Adam had dinner last week when Eric started choking and Adam had to give him the Heimlich Maneuver, Eric says Adam “was like a ninja” and actually saved his life!

Eric and Adam answer home improvement question for listeners who call in.

6:46 AM - ERIC CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Eric and Adam continue to answer home improvement questions for listeners who call in.

Don’t miss Eric’s hit show, Over Your Head which airs on HGTV, as well as appearing alongside Adam on Top Gear.

7:02 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS; PATTON OSWALT IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Patton Oswalt is in the studio as Teresa reports the news.

* Latest Obama news.

* Latest Madonna news.

7:34 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS; PATTON OSWALT HANGS OUT

Patton Oswalt continues to hang out in the studio as Teresa reports the news.

Don’t miss Patton’s performance at the Irvine Improv this Friday and Saturday night.

7:58 AM - ERIN ANDREWS IS IN THE STUDIO

ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews is in the studio. The gang talk about the 2008 ESPY’S Awards which air July 20th and will be hosted by Justin Timberlake. Teresa asks Erin who has been a complete douche to interview? Erin says that most of the athletes want to get into her pants, therefore they are really nice to her!

8:17 AM - TRAVIS PASTRANA IS IN THE STUDIO

Legendary X-Games athlete Travis Pastrana is in the studio. Travis is the first ever to attempt and complete a double back flip on a motorcycle, Adam says it was “amazing and mind numbing” to watch and calls him “the best driver on two wheels.” Travis has a foam pit in his backyard where he practices his moves. Travis talks about his mom who practices on her motorcycle as well, until she broke her neck that is! Travis is not kidding people, Travis’s mom literally broke her neck!! OMFG! Watch Travis perform the double back flip here!

8:34 AM - TRAVIS PASTRANA CONTINUES TO HANG OUT


Travis Pastrana continues to hang out in the studio. Travis talks about Speed and Style which is new to the X-Games this year: the competitors race across an entire super cross track head to head as they freestyle along the way. Travis talks about his recurring night terrors; Travis wakes up in the middle of the night thinking he’s on the race track and doing flips in the air! Watch Travis skydive without a parachute and race in the X-Games Rally Race here.

Don’t miss Travis in the upcoming X-Games July 31 - August 3.

8:54 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

A listener calls in to ask Adam his opinion on Brett Farve’s retirement from football.Adam thinks he should be brought back and then injured in the first game.

Josh calls in to tell Adam he thought it was absolutely hysterical to hear on the air about the time Adam and Teresa and their honey’s went out to dinner and at the end of the night Adam told Teresa and Batman they couldn’t take home their leftover’s, saying “if Ace pays the food stays!” The next day Adam forgot and ended up eating Batman’s half eaten pork chop, Adam asks “does that make me gay?”

9:09 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Pat O’Brian engaged to a…WOMAN!?

* Andy Dick arrested again!

9:36 AM - JERRY O’CONNELL CALLS IN

Actor Jerry O’Connell calls into the studio to talk about the Bow, Bow charity event which will take place at the Playboy mansion this weekend. All proceeds go to help rescue dogs and save their lives! Save the dogs people!

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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July 15, 2008 - Doug Benson and Ron Perlman are in the studio

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6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

The gang talk about how annoying it is when someone gets super drunk at your party and ruins your special day! Here’s the deal: over the weekend Teresa celebrated her wedding with friends and her cousin’s date became so out of control that he was actually thrown out of the event! This douche bag actually threatened to kick her dad’s ass after he was asked to leave, oh no he didn’t?! Oh yes he did folks!!! Teresa commented yesterday saying her cousin is now “dead to me.” Teresa’s mom therefore felt she needed to have “a one woman intervention” with this douche. Teresa’s mom actually called this drunken loser and confronted him and told him he needed to get help and fast! Adam says “you screwed with Teresa’s wedding day and now you must pay!”

6:26 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Alex calls in to to make Teresa feel better by relaying her own drunken story with the gang. Alex’s bridesmaid got so super drunk at her wedding, she wouldn’t stop crying and practically ruined the whole event. Teresa actually does feel a little better now, thanks Alex. Adam asks what’s the damn deal with people getting so damn drunk and ruining your special day?! What a-holes!

6:49 DO YOURSELF A FAVOR

In this segment of “Do Yourself a Favor”, Adam hands out tips that will make your lives easier people:

Clean out your shower heads for a stronger spray and purchase a digital kitchen timer so you never sleep through your alarm clock again!

7:06 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* The party is over for Sarah and Jimmy.

* Latest Obama news.

* Madonna’s brother writes tell-all book.

7:44 AM - MADE UP MOVIES

In this segment of “Made Up Movie’s”, listeners call in with their made up movie titles and Adam spins them into blockbuster hits!

8:04 AM - MADE UP MOVIES CONTINUES

Listeners continue to call in with their made up movie titles and Adam continues to spin them into blockbuster hits!

Look for Two Games: A Gamers Paradise, an homage to all the guys who waste their lives watching video games coming soon to your local theaters!

8:27 AM - DOUG BENSON IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Doug Benson is in the studio. Doug talks about his hit movie, Super High Me which is available for sale on DVD now! Watch the trailer here.

8:43 AM - DOUG BENSON CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Doug continues to hang out and goes head to head with the gang in a round of “Totally Topical Tivo Trivia”: real Tivo movie descriptions are read and the gang try to guess the originating movie. The gang play for listeners who call in, the winner will win a free OMA phone device.

9:05 AM - RON PERLMAN IS IN THE STUDIO

Actor Ron Perlman is in the studio. Ron stars in the number one movie at the box office this week, Hellboy II: The Golden Army which is out in theaters now. Watch the trailer here and check out the reviews.

Ron talks about his old friend legendary Sammy Davis Jr. whom he met on the set of Beauty and the Beast. Apparently Sammy was a huge fan of Beauty and the Beast, who knew?

9:20 AM - TERESA AND RON RECAP THE NEWS

Ron hangs out while Teresa recaps the news.

* Talk show host John McLaughlin calls Obama ‘Oreo’.

9:42 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS; RON HANGS OUT

Teresa continues to recap the news.

9:56 AM ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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July 14, 2008 - Jeff Lewis is in the studio

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6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

The gang went to Teresa’s wedding reception over the weekend, where they got their party on! A crazy time was had, people actually got out of hand and one person had to be asked to leave! Apparently the guy that was asked to leave was the date of Teresa’s cousin. Teresa had never met this guy before and could not believe he would not leave Adam alone! Teresa was mortified and says her cousin is now “dead to me!” Adam says it’s the womans job to put her sloppy drunk and inappropriate date in order, “it’s not the fault of the drunken douche bag who got f-ing drunk, it’s the fault of the douche bag who invited him!”

6:24 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Stu calls in to tell Adam he did not like the movie Slap Shot which Adam recommended some time back, definitely not as good as The Hammer which has been voted one of the top movies to rent by Blockbuster.

6:43 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Adam had “a little situation” after Teresa’s wedding reception and relays the story: Adam went to leave the parking structure when his validated card was spit out and he was told by the automated structure that he owed eight dollars, Adam would have happily obliged however there was no one around to accept his god damn money, Adam was stuck! So Adam backs up and decides he would drive really fast through the gate behind the car in front of him, it was a great plan until the stupid lady stopped her car leaving Adams car “stuck on the train tracks of life!” What an idiot! Listen up people, if you don’t know how to drive start riding the bus you morons!

7:05 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* The Jolie-Pitt babies have finally popped!

7:44 AM - MUSIC MONDAY

Music Monday: the best songs to listen to on your way to Vegas and the worst songs to hear on your way back home are played.

Listen to Adam’s favorite picks: Eddie Murphy’s - Party All The Time. and Lyndsey Buckingham’s - Holiday Road.

8:01 AM - MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES

The best and worst songs to hear on your way to and from Vegas continue to be played.

Adam’s top worst song: Ray Charles - Busted.

Click here to view the gang’s top picks.

8:20 AM - JEFF LEWIS IS IN THE STUDIO

House Flipper, Jeff Lewis is in the studio. Jeff stars on the hit show, Flipping Out and is notorious for his super anal personality. Adam thinks he actually has a lot in common with Jeff, they both share a love of renovation and Adam says he too is “hyper vigilant”. Jeff and the gang talk about the real estate market, Jeff says “it is a fantastic time to buy and we’re not going to see another time like this for years.”

8:43 AM - JEFF LEWIS CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Jeff Lewis continues to hang out in the studio. BB asks Jeff, “Is there a better time of the year to buy property?” Absolutely, Jeff says he always purchases his homes toward the end of the year. The gang continues to talk about home renovation and listeners call in with their questions for Jeff.

Jeff is so neurotic, it is so much fun to laugh him on his show, you definitely don’t want to miss it people! Flipping Out airs Tuesday nights on Bravo.

9:04 AM - OZZIE’S MOVIE REVIEW

Our favorite Nicaraguan Ozzie reviews the number one movie at the box office, Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Watch the trailer here and check out the reviews.

9:20 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Bernie Mac gets offensive to some at Obama fundraiser.

* Latest A-Rod news.

* Dane Cook’s Landlord Files Complaint About His Dog.

* Heidi Fleiss faces felony drug charges, again!

9:42 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

9:56 ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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July 11, 2008 - David Alan Grier and Jake Johannsen are in the studio

CALL ADAM NOW!!(866)901-ADAM

6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Adam is pleased to report The Hammer has been flagged as one of the top 100 movies to rent at Blockbuster.

Adam was on The Tonight Show last night, he says his performance was a “solid performance but nothing great.”

Adam talks about promoting The Hammer over the break; Adam found it so annoying that the blow hard reporters had not taken the time to watch his movie before his interview, how rude! Adam says the reporters were “ill prepared therefore the interviews sucked!”

6:25 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Our Vegas board operator calls in to “defend girls in radio” saying Adam needs to stop saying ladies on the radio are not that smart and definitely not good looking. Adam says not his Teresa, she’s the smartest gal in radio and quite a looker too!

Listeners call in to heap tons of praise on The Hammer!!

6:46 AM - SAME NAME GAME

In this segment of “Same Name Game”, celeb’s with the same last names are compared and laughed at.

7:06 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Latest McCain news.

* How to tell if a woman is into you.

7:42 AM - DAVID ALAN GRIER IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian David Alan Grier is in the studio. DAG and Teresa reveal they actually once dated, OMG! Could that be the reason for the tension between them? Hmm…The gang talks about Teresa’s wedding, it sounds like DAG could be a little jealous!

8:01 AM - DAVID ALAN GRIER CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

DAG continues to hang out in the studio. DAG talks about our favorite character Peanut whom he says he will bring to life in his upcoming stand-up performances. DAG talks about his new show, Chocolate News which airs on Comedy Central.

DAG also talks about his six month old daughter who he says is a little fat and he thinks needs baby liposuction. Adam tells DAG he is “the big bird feeding the little bird, stop feeding her so much…no more Clark bars!“

Don’t miss DAG’s performance at the Aladdin Theater in Portland, OR Friday, July 18.

8:25 AM - JAKE JOHANNSEN IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Jake Johannsen is in the studio. Jake talks about his journey through comedy, he has been doing stand-up for over twenty years and still looks like he’s in his twenty’s. Adam asks Jake how he does it? Lots of beer and broads keep this funny man young!

Adam and Jake talk about the differences between David Letterman and Jay Leno, Jay is the nicest guy who always greets his guests before the show, Dave however, no f-ing way! Dave’s whereabouts before the show are top secret people!

Don’t miss Jake’s performance at the Irvine Improv tonight through this Sunday.

8:51 AM - THIS WEEK IN RAGE

In “This Week In Rage” Rage counts down the top five things that absolutely drove him crazy this week:
*Limp handshake guy
*Gift cards expiring
*Jesse Jackson and “Religious” people who have kids out of wedlock
*No Egg McMuffin after 10:30
*People who are famous for no reason

9:12 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Latest Brooke Hogan news.

9:30 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Lance Bass joins the cast on Dancing With the Stars.

* Ex-Oiler kicker Zendejas charged with rape.

9:43 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

A listener calls in to talk to Adam about the new steam car.

BW calls in to tell Bald Brian that he took his recommendation to go out and see the movie You Don’t Mess With the Zohan, and he is so pissed for having wasted his money and wants BB to pay him back for the lame movie!! The reviews seem to side with BW, however watch the trailer here and decide for yourselves people!

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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July 10, 2008 - Lynn and Alex are in the studio

CALL ADAM NOW!(866)901-ADAM

6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Chad calls in to ask Adam’s advice about the following: his girlfriends parents owe him money and refuse to pay him back and he has a baby on the way and really needs his six hundred bucks! Adam says “this is tough”, if six hundred bucks sounds like a lot of money, probably not such a good idea to have a kid Chad!

Louie calls in to ask Adam about his Taco Bell commercial. Adam actually applied to Taco Bell when he was fifteen and “was not accepted,” apparently he was not Taco Bell worthy.

6:22 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Tony calls in to tell Adam he loved The Hammer, calling it “a perfect feel good movie.” Adam promises to sign all your DVD sleeves out there, “send them into the studio and I will happily sign them and happily get them back in the mail to each of you.”

Carl calls in to say there is a lot of hate for Teresa on the Adam Carolla unofficial message board and thinks the people who wrote this crap must be “very misguided!” Adam thinks it’s sexism and believes Teresa to be one of the “funniest and smartest chicks out there!” Adam says “shut up and quite your god damn complaining!!”

6:43 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

The gang talk about shooting the show live in Las Vegas, Teresa is excited to get her drink on!

7:03 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Madonna’s brother writes tell all book!

* Jesse Jackson apologizes for crude comment about Obama.

* Latest John Mayer news.

* A-Rod calls Madonna his soul mate.

7:35 AM - WHAT CAN’T ADAM COMPLAIN ABOUT?

In this segment of “What Can’t Adam Complain About?”, listeners call in and present Adam with various issues they are sure he cannot complain about, but OH NO, he can and he does people! Adam complains about the following: McDonald’s egg Mcmuffin’s, clean underpants and women’s beach volleyball.

7:55 AM - KNOW YOUR LACKIE’S

In this segment of “Know your Lackie’s” Adam’s knowledge of the staff here in the studio is put to the test. Teresa and Bald Brian bet if Adam will answer the questions correctly.

8:19 AM - SONGS WITH THE WORST LYRICS IN THE WORLD

Songs with the worst lyrics in the world are played: Nickleback; Rythem is a Dancer;Bob Marley - Jammin,Don Henley - Dirty Laundry.

8:42 AM - SONGS WITH THE BEST LYRICS ARE PLAYED

Songs with the best lyrics in the world are played: Glass Tiger - Don’t Forget Me; John Hiatt & The Goners - Learning How To Love You ; Elvis Costello - Oliver’s Army; Ben Folds Five - Battle Of Who Could Care Less.

9:08 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Christy Brinkley’s divorce finalized!

* The Dark Knight premiers on the seventeenth.

9:25 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Most popular stolen cars.

9:40 AM - LYNN AND ALEX ARE IN THE STUDIO

Gossip queens, Lynn and Alex are in the studio to dish all the latest celebrity dirt:

* John Mayer gossip.

* Amy Wino latest gossip.

* Lance Bass to perform on Dancing With the Stars.

* Latest Dane Cook poop news.

* Jacko is still wacko!

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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