The Adam Carolla 12-19-08

How Say You
Adam answers questions about his family and Christmas live from the Canyon Club on this very special Christmas Carolla.

Rodney King
Celebrity Rehabs Rodney King hangs out and tells the gang about the night when he got beat up by the police.

More Rodney King
Rodney tells us how he got clean and sober on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab.

Teresa’s News
Zac Efron and Jennifer Hudgens are Fox News’ cutest couple of 2008. Adam Wants to know who voted?

More News With Teresa
A man beats his wife for trying to smell is junk, don’t leave your porn out for the holidays, and Adam has Ron Jermeys Penis.

Rant/Caller Of The Year
Bald Bryan plays back Adam’s greatest rants of 2008 and awards the greatest caller of the year.

The Fat Cats
Adam shares a story from CNN about how those fat cat politicians take millions of dollars from lobbyist to do nothing.

This week In Rage
The Aceman’s rage goes to entirely new level with the top 5 things that pissed him off this week.

Petros Papadakis
Sports guy Petros Papadakis hangs out with Adam to talk about his college football days and getting married.

News With Teresa
Jermey Piven is sick, Demi Moore is hot, and Teresa is drunk.

Toad The Wet Sprocket
Hit makers Toad The Wet Sprocket perform some hits for everyone at Christmas Carolla.

Mahalo
Adam thanks everyone, plugs his movie, and wraps up the show.

The Adam Carolla Show 12-18-08

Ace Awards
The first award to kick off the ceremony is best dress down. Adam then goes on to explain why radio people are so dumb.

Best Interview
A big category kicks off early with best interview.

Technical Ace
Here is a list of all the smaller awards that were given at a earlier ceremony.

Worst Guest/Best Musical Performance
A surprising win for worst guest of the year, and a show favorite takes best musical guest.

Best Impersonation
An out of left field win for the comedian with the best impersonation of the year.

Best Fight
Oddly enough the best fight category sparks a fight between Teresa and Adam.

Best Regular Guest
There are so many friends of the show, but this winner is the best regular guest of them all.

Best Reveling Guest
This years best reveling guest gets on the line to divulge a little more information about their odd childhood.

Best Musical Moment
Different from musical performance, this is best spontaneous music moments in the past year.

Rant Of The Year
There are so many rants that being in the top 5 is award enough. This rant however is the greatest rant of the year.

Drop Of The Year
This award is broken into different sub categories such as best drop of from a family member, guest, and staffer.

Mahalo
Adam thanks everyone for a years of hard work and wraps up the show.

The Adam Carolla Show 12-17-08

How Say You
Adam explains to everyone how hard it is to get a movie made. He further explains how he did not like to be the boss on The Man Show.

Made Up Movie
Teresa, Adam, and Bald Bryan take caller’s movie titles and turn them into real holiday plots.

Teresa’s News
Host of America’s Most Wanted John Walsh finally found his son’s murderer.
More News With Teresa
Gay teen girls get pregnant more than straight ones, Adam loves the death penalty, and the 2008 worst celebrity child names reveled.

Adam’s Christmas
Ace takes a stand against getting a fake tree. He states that he loves the work you have to put into Christmas.

More Christmas with Adam
Callers defend the fake tree while Bryan and Teresa share their own holiday stories.

Greg Fitzsimmons
Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons stops by and tells us about his problems with road rage. He tells us a story about a young Fitzsimmons who got in a fight on stage with an Israeli soldier.

Peanut Allergies
Teresa reads a shocking story about how peanut allergies might just be all in your head. Greg Fitzsimmons sits by laughing.

Tales From The Cheap
Greg Fitzsimmons, Adam, Teresa and writer Mike Lynch share some chilling stories of their cheap families.

More of Teresa’s News
Obama assembles a basketball playing cabinet, and there are different ways to offend people around the world.

Teresa’s News Finale
Britney Spears duets with Ellen, K-Fed loves the weed and the hookers, and Teresa does a spot on Britney Spears impression.

Mahalo
Adam thanks everyone and wraps up the show.

The Adam Carolla Show 12-16-08

6:00am-6:15am
How Say You?
Adam starts off the morning with some theories on bad parenting.

6:20am-6:35am
Movie Breakdown
It’s the time of year where Adam breaks down the worst scenes in movie history from the film Gremlins.

6:40am-6:55am
Teresa’s News
Big Actors take action in possible SAG strike, and Tom Cruise could of handled past interviews better.

7:08am-7:28am
More News
In this bad economy hookers are still making money, while Guy Ritchie is now Guy even more Ritchie.
7:35am-7:52am
Bad Christmas Cards
Callers share their stories of giving and receiving some bizzare Christmas cards.

7:58am-8:13am
Bob Kosberg
The king of the movie pitch Bob Kosberg comes in studio to help Ace with his movie ideas.

8:18am-8:29am
More Bob Kosberg
Adam pitches some more gems, while bob gives some pitching tips.

8:35am-8:50am
Even More Bob Kosberg
Bob Kosberg tells great stories of getting films made. Adam also gives his top film ideas.

8:56am-9:18am
Who the F sells this S?
Adam investigates who is selling wacky stuff from free trips to beef jerky.

9:24am-9:35am
News with Teresa Strasser
Blind people mad at SNL and Sharon Osborne lays a smack down.

9:42am-9:50am
The Rest of The News
Prisoners get compensated, Gorillas have bad gas, and Peter Falk is losing it.

9:55am-9:57am
Mahalo
Adam thanks everyone and wraps up the show.

The Adam Carolla Show 12-15-08

6:00am-6:15am
How Say You
Ace talks about being hung over. A caller tells Adam a Disney show her kids love has Adam as the voice of a car. Adam explains how and why he doesn’t even know the name of the show.

6:21am-6:43am
Relationship Advice You
Adam, Teresa and Issac Hayes dish out love advice to some callers.

6:50am-6:58am
Teresa’s News
An Iraqi news reporter chucks his flip flops at Bush during a press conference in Baghdad. Adam rants on improper insults.

7:05am-7:32am
Teresa’s News Continues
American Idol producers claim Paula Abdul never warned them about her stalker auditioning on the show. Paula Anka was bloody uped by his wife. Rachel Zoe denies having anything to do with celebrity eating disorders. Adam rants about male publicists.

7:40am-7:50am
Jobs that attract A-holes
Ace, Teresa, and Bald Bryan share their reasons why they think certain jobs attract A-holes. Then callers share which jobs they believe attract A-holes.

7:55am-8:11am
More Jobs that attract A-holes
Adam goes on a rant on how public transportation is unreliable and how the city is raping you.

8:21am-8:28am
Christopher Titus
Comedian Christopher Titus talks about kids and daddy issues.

8:34am-8:46am
More Christopher Titus
Christopher Titus comments on the man who chucked a shoe at Bush, and President elect Obama.

8:51am-9:03am
Last week in rage
Adam rants about what pissed him off last week while Christopher Titus cheers him on.

9:10am-9:35am
Teresa’s news
Christopher Titus still hanging out and giving his comments on Teresa’s news. Teresa Strasser fires off todays top headlines.

9:40am-9:50am
Kirk Morrison
Football great Kirk Morrison calls in to talk about his loss against the Patriots yesterday.

9:55am-9:57am
Mahalo
Adam thanks everybody and wraps up the show.

The Adam Carolla Show 12-12-08

6:00am-6:17am
How Say You
Adam goes on a US automaker rant, while callers have some complaints of their own.

6:20am-6:37am
More How Say You
Teresa tells a shocking story of watching her cousin almost drown when she was 8.

6:43am-6:57am
Teresa’s News
Teresa’s Therapist offers her 1 million dollars if she is unhappy with her child.

7:03am-7:24am
Teresa’s News Continues
Van Halen really did request no brown M&M’s, Macaulay Culkin’s sister died, and Ashley Simpson can’t get money for pictures of her kid.

7:30am-7:43am
Bad Therapist
Ace and Teresa share their experiences with therapist. They then listen to callers share their own horrific encounters with therapist.

7:50am-8:05am
More Bad Therapist
The calls pour in and each story of bad therapist get more and more shocking.

8:11am-8:26am
Jim Norton
Comedian Jim Norton drops in studio to talk about his start in stand up comedy and his start is freaky sex.

8:32am-8:46am
More Jim Norton
Ace tries to give Jim some advice on how to get off his fetishes.

8:51am-9:06am
Joel Mchale
The Soup’s very own Joel Mchale stops in for this weeks great TV clips.

9:12am-9:27am
More Joel Mchale
After Ace finishes off a rant about building codes, Joel gets back to the clips.

9:34am-9:50am
Teresa’s News
ACS’s very own Teresa Strasser fires off todays top headlines.

9:54am-9:56am
Mahalo
Adam thanks everybody and wraps up the show.

The Adam Carolla Show 12-11-08

6:00am-6:15am
How Say You
Teresa and Adam trade off some parental advice they received as kids.

6:22am-6:42am
More How Say You
Callers ask all sorts of off the wall questions.

6:45am-6:58am
Lynn & Alex
LA’s best gay duo drop in-studio for some great celebrity dish.

7:06am-7:26am
Teresa’s News
The big 3 is getting some money, one car dealer gets a little racist in a commercial, and Golden Globe nominations come out.

7:32am-7:46am
The Rest of Teresa’s News
Angelina Jolie wants more twins, Emma is the most popular girls name, and Adam doesn’t like Dr. office porn.

7:52am-8:03am
Dana Gould
Comedian Dana Gould stops by for some Batman impressions and panic attacks.

8:10am-8:30am
More Dana Gould
We break down an episode of Hewell Hauser with who else but Dana Gould.

8:38am-8:59am
Eric Stromer/Jay Leno
Handy Man Eric Stromer stops by for some home improvement advice. Jay Leno then calls in to talk about his new time slot.

9:06am-9:19am
Home Improvement
Eric Stormer and Adam take callers DIY questions while Dana Gould sits watches.

9:25am-9:33am
John Lovitz
Funny dude John Lovitz gets on the blower to talk about his love life and getting his start.

9:38am-9:50am
More News With Teresa
Human remain found in Florida, MILK gets a Golden Globe snub, and Dana Gould is still hangin out.

9:55am-9:57am
Mahalo
Adam thanks everyone and wraps up the show.

The Adam Carolla Show 12-10-08

6:00am-6:15am
How Say You
Adam talks about the bad dreams he had last night.

6:20am-6:43am
More How Say You
Ace explains to us why he never got too involved with drugs and gambling.

6:48am-6:59am
Nicuragran Name That Tune
Callers try to understand what Ozzy is singing to win Metallica tickets.

7:06am-7:20am
Teresa’s News
Governor Blagojevich is back to work as usual and today is a day without a gay.

7:26am-7:46am
Teresa’s News Continue
Chuckie Cheese is getting scary and Paula Abdul doesn’t like Simon.

7:53am-8:08am
Bill Simmons
Sports Guy Bill Simmons drops in studio for some classic football talk with Ace.

8:16am-8:38am
Basic Cable Classics
Bill and Adam give a play by play break down of the classic holiday movie “Rocky IV”.

8:44am-8:53am
Jim Florentine
Jim Florentin AKA Jimmy Fletcher relives some great Crank Yankers moments.

9:00am-9:16am
Jim Florentine
Jim and Adam trade their funniest fart jokes.

9:22am-9:35am
Teresa’s News With Jim Florentine
Before Teresa reads off the news, Jim continues great farting stories.

9:40am-9:49am
More News With Teresa
Jenna Jameson speaks out, Kimmel reflects the glory days, and Oprahs gotten faaaaat.

9:55am-9:57am
Mahalo
Adam thanks everyone and wraps up the show.

The Adma Carolla Show 12-09-08

6:00am-6:13am
How Say You
In this round of How Say You callers talk to The Adam Carolla Show about Teresa getting pregnant and some national chicken “S” cops.

6:20am-6:35am
More How Say You
Listen as we recap Bald Bryan on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” and find out how much he won.

6:44am-6:55am
Miss America
2008 Miss America winner Kirsten Haglund drops in-studio to talk about her year on the road on whats next for her.

7:06am-7:23am
Teresa’s News
Bryan will be paying 28% in taxes, Jay Leno is coming to prime time, Paula Abdul talks about her stalker.

7:30am-7:46am
Teresa’s News Continues
Oprah has a vision board and there won’t be any gays tomorrow.

7:55am-8:10am
Stupid Beyond Belief
Comedian Larry Miller drops in for a great round of stupid beyond belief.

8:16am-8:28am
Hypothetical Question
Adam and Larry debate which types of people they would rather drive to Florida with.

8:35am-8:49am
Totally Topical Tivo Trivia
Adam, Teresa, Bryan, and Comedian Doug Benson guess what television shows are on their tivo’s based on the descriptions.

8:49am-9:11am
Adam and The Big 3/Don Rickles
Teresa reads an interview with Ace in Popular Mechanics. Don Rickles then calls in to talk about The View and his new book.

9:18am-9:33am
The Rest of Teresa’s News
OJ going moving to jail, Leno moves to prime time, Jimmy Fallon moves online.

9:38am-9:49am
Part 2 of Teresa’s News
120mph Car accident while touching yourself, Mariah Carey might be having a baby, and we still don’t know if John Mayer is a douche bag.

9:55am-9:57am
Mahalo
Adam thanks everyone and wraps up the show.

The Adam Carolla 12-08-08

6:00am-6:12am
How Say You
Adam recaps the UCLA vs USC game. The biggest part of the game was the A-hole who stood in front of him for the entire game.

6:18am-6:42am
More How Say You
Listeners call in to talk about everything from podcasts to race cars.

6:49am-7:00am
Relationship Advice
Love sick listeners get some great relationship advice from Adam, Teresa, and Isaac Hayes.

7:08am-7:21am
Teresa’s News
Obama has some plans for the economy, Giants are feeling the lack of Plaxico, and Kimmel gets racist.

7:27am-7:43am
Teresa’s News Continues
Michael Vic spends some money, Steve-O joins the cast of DWTS, and smart dudes have good sperm.

7:48am-7:59am
Rich Eisen
NFL Network’s Rich Eisen gets on the blower to talk about the tragic Lions.

8:03am-8:16am
Julianne Hough
Ace’s old flame Julianne Hough calls in to talk about her new en devours besides DWTS.

8:24am-8:38am
Bald Bryan on Millionaire
We listen as Bald Bryan gets to 16K on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire.

8:45am-8:57am
Ozzie’s Movie Review
ACS’ very own Ozz-man drops in to tell us what he thought about the movie “Milk”.

9:04am-9:34am
News with Teresa
Boy George going to the pokie, Shania Twain might be having an affair, and Jason Segal has a nice penis.

9:41am-9:50am
Krik Morrison
Raiders stud Kirk Morrison calls in for some end of the season commentary.

9:55am-9:57am
Mahalo
Adam gives some thanks and wraps up the show.