May 16, 2008 - Julianne Hough, Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Dave Attell call in; Rocco DiSpirito is in the studio

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6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Adam appeared on The Tonight Show last night, Adam says he likes to be spontaneous, and the segments always seem to be rehearsed, however his shtick last night flowed really well. Adam says when people hear he has a morning radio show they always ask him “what time does your show start?” Adam is incredulous!! What time do you god damn think it starts?! The same god damn time morning radio shows have always started!! Adam says people find it unfathomable that things actually happen before they wake up!

Billy calls into the studio, he’s about to purchase his first car. Billy has approx 3000 bucks to spend and would like to know what car Adam would recommend? Adam says, “go Honda Civic and check into the timing belt.”

A listener calls in to tell Adam he just had dinner at his restaurant Amalfi and really enjoyed himself. His pork chop was cooked to perfection! Adam is upset they took the beet salad off the menu, however they make their own pasta, what the hell could be better than home made ravioli? Um…nothing!

6:27 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Adam had a breakthrough yesterday while he was driving to catch his flight back to LA from NY. Adam was sitting in the back seat of his town car watching his driver drive incredibly slow, however this time he could not believe he did not want to kill himself, normally he would have jumped out the window to end his torture. So what was different this time?

Adam compares the drivers in LA to New York drivers. The drivers here in LA are the worst! They are inefficient and Adam says, “it’s that malaise” that absolutely drives him crazy! People in LA are so damn narcissistic, it’s all about them!! So that was Adams breakthrough, he realized it’s not the slow speed that drives him crazy but the arrogant attitude, the “I’ll go when I damn well like” attitude that kills him!

6:48 AM - JULIANNE HOUGH CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Cutie Julianne Hough calls into the studio. Julianne is in New York to promote her new Country album that comes out next week. Purchase it here!

Adam asks Julianne who she thinks will win on Dancing With the Stars. Julianne says “Kristi is the best dancer out there”, however “Taylor is hot and really graceful!” Julianne thinks it will definitely be between the two of them. Julianne says she is rooting for Kristi, she’d like to see a girl win this time! Adam thinks Christian will be the big winner.

7:06 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS; KAREEM ABDUL JABBAR CALLS IN

Teresa reports the news.

* California Supreme Court overturns gay marriage ban!

* Ellen Degeneres getting married!

Kareem Abdul Jabbar calls into the studio. Adam asks him why is it big tall guys never seem to live very long, you never really see old tall guys walking around, does he ever think about that? Is that offensive Adam asks? Kareem is not insulted and says he is very healthy and really has never thought about it, thanks for bringing it up Adam!

Check out Kareem’s new book, On The Shoulders of Giants: My Journey Through the Harlem Renaissance available for sale now!

7:35 AM - ROCCO DISPIRITO IS IN THE STUDIO

Celebrity chef, Rocco DiSpirito is in the studio. Rocco asks the gang do they shower this early in the morning? Bald Brian is the only one! Teresa says she likes to simmer in her own funk, therefore no morning shower for her!

Rocco has hooked up with Bertolli and talks about Bertolli’s premium pasta sauces! All natural ingredients and Rocco says you can’t beat the taste!

7:54 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS

Teresa continues to report the news.

* Shania Twain divorcing!

* Greek girl carries her twin in her stomach for nine years.

* Rasputin’s penis on display!

8:26 AM - DAVE ATTELL CALLS IN

Comedian Dave Attell calls into the studio. Dave will be hosting The Gong Show. Dave is looking for cool people to appear on the show. Adam says you don’t need talent, all that is needed is “good old moxie!” Dave says it is going to be a fun wild ride! Sign up to appear on the show here!

8:40 AM - ADAM RAGES ABOUT CLICK IT OR TICKET CAMPAIGN

Adam is incensed! Don’t cops have anything better to do than drive around the god damn city and hand out lame ass tickets to those who drive without wearing their seat belts?! Adam blames Villaretardo! The click it or ticket campaign sucks!

8:59 AM - THIS WEEK IN RAGE CONTINUES

In This Week In Rage Adam rants about the top five things that pissed him off this week:

* People who register for their honeymoon
* Alan Wrench mascot for IKEA
* American Standard urinals
* Megan Fox describing wrong engine in Transformers
* Cross dressers and people with Mohawks who get pissed when you stare at the

9:20 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Bush attacks Obama.

* Joe Biden not happy with Bush.

9:39 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Latest McCain news.

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!

May 15, 2008 - Evangeline Lily and Rob Corddry call in; Lynn and Alex are in the studio

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6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

The Ace man is tired this morning. Adam flew in from NY last night, arriving at LAX after midnight and as you can imagine he is absolutely exhausted!! Les Moonves flew Adam to NY to be the “face of radio” and represent CBS at Carnegie Hall where he gave a little speech yesterday. Adam says the amphitheater was full, at least 3,000 people were there, Adam says it felt “overwhelming!” Maybe he should not have gotten drunk before he went on stage, he was only a little buzzed he says!

A listener calls in to ask Adam why so many celebrities seem to be having twins these days? In Vitro Fertilization, hello!

6:26 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Shanomack calls in with a movie title that he wants to run by Adam, however it takes Shanomack forever to spit it out! Adam can barely follow what the hell he is talking about, he says his “brain is so fried” he cannot focus this morning, he says he cannot even remember his children’s names for crying out loud!

6:43 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Adam is too tired to speak, therefore he opts for another round of How Say You? so the callers can do the talking for him.

A listener calls in to dish some celebrity dirt! He says he saw Paula Abdul and Jason Priestly having dinner together, could a romance be on the horizon for these two love birds? Adam thinks it’s probably more of a drug-mance than true romance!

A listener calls in to relay an airline hell story; he was stuck on the longest flight and was forced to watch the worst movie in the world: 27 Dresses! Teresa says she actually liked this movie! Adam says “for the love of Christ!” Teresa says it puts her in a “calm state” when she watches lame mushy movies, or maybe it could be the Vicodin she says she takes before she watches them.

7:05 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS; EVANGELINE LILY CALLS IN

Teresa reports the news.

* Sean Penn latest news here!

* Kung Fu Panda coming to theater’s soon!

* Angelina Jolie conforms she’s having twins.

Evangeline Lily calls in. Evangeline stars in the hit television show, Lost. Evangeline says she is so super busy these days filming the grueling scenes for Lost, climbing in caves and hiking up mountains! The show films in Hawaii, paradise really, so Adam asks where the hell does she go to getaway? The airport of course!

Don’t miss Lost’s 2-hour season finale tonight on ABC.

7:44 AM - NICARAGUAN NAME THAT MOVIE QUOTE

The gang play a spirited round of Nicaraguan Name That Movie Quote! The winner who can correctly guess what the hell Ozzie is saying will win 200 hundred dollars worth of movies, courtesy of Vudu.com

8:06 AM - TERESA AND BALD BRIAN DISAGREE WITH ADAM

Teresa and Bald Brian come clean and finally tell Adam what is really on their minds!

8:23 AM - ROB CORDDRY CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Rob Corddry calls into the studio. Rob currently stars in the number 2 movie in the country, What Happens in Vegas. Watch the trailer here.

Rob just moved to Los Angeles and is currently awaiting the birth of his second child. Adam suggests they get their kids together for a play date. Rob doesn’t seem that into it, he’s worried Adam’s grimy germy kids will get his kid sick!

8:45 AM - LYNN AND ALEX ARE IN THE STUDIO

Gossip queens, Lynn and Alex are in the studio to dish all the latest celebrity gossip. Watch these two on The Insider!

* Lily Allan topless pics!

* Jodie Foster breaks up with gal pal.

9:02 AM - LYNN AND ALEX CONTINUE TO HANG OUT

Lynn and Alex continue to hang out in the studio and dish the latest celebrity dirt!

* Jessica Simpson sick over loss of boyfriend!

* Lindsey Lohan a lesbian?

9:23 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Latest Bush news.

* Obama blasts Bush over “Nazi” comments.

* Woman thrown out of ladies room.

9:43 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Anne Heche cannot afford child support.

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW

Watch Adam tonight on The Tonight Show! Mahalo!

The Adam Carolla Show with Kyle from Tenacious D – 05/13/08

6:02 – 6:20

How Say you?

Adam, Bald Brian, and Gay Board-op Bill went to see Iron Man. After the long credits Adam was unimpressed by the extra scene. Bald Brian thought it was amazing.

When a caller calls in about the abundance of jewelry stores in the city of Carmel, Adam rants about the unique shops in Northern California stating “who buys this stuff”?

6:26 – 6:40

More How Say You?

A caller tells Adam that he called off his engagement because his smoking hot 21 year old girlfriend isn’t going anywhere with her life. Adam Finds out the caller left the army due to health reason to become a security guard and longs after becoming a cop. The Aceman points out that the caller is no prize catch him self.

6:46 – 6:58

Kyle Gass Calls In

Kyle Gass (half of comedy rock duo Tenacious D) calls into The Adam Carolla Show. Kyle talks about his life, his girlfriend, and his new project at www.gmnext.com/plugin

7:06 – 7:30

Teresa’s News

China still looking for people lost in ruble after large earthquake that has claimed the life of more than 10,000

Former host of entertainment show Inside Edition blows up over teleprompter mishap. Check out this funny video of it. Bill O’Riley Video

Model Shiela Hershey from Austin, Tx wants to have her 9th boob job giving her the biggest breast in the world. Oddly Enough this much silicone in Texas is illegal.

7:39 – 7:45

Germany or Florida

Adam, Teresa, and Brian play a stellar round of Germany or Florida. The final score was Adam-3, Brian-2, and T with nada.

7:50 – 8:09

Made Up Movie

Adam and the gang take listeners movie titles and turn them into real movie ideas just this one.

This summer a new racially inspired prison comedy staring Chris Tucker and Donald Sutherland called “A Whole New Dimension.”

8:20 – 8:34

Free Love Advice

Teresa and Adam help callers with all their love issues. Issues like where to buy a canary diamond and how to end your intercontinental relationship.

8:40 – 8:59

A caller walked in on his girlfriend and friend on prom night. Adam is perplexed by the fact the caller is 23. Adam further explains why it’s always weird to get into a morning brawl with a naked guy. Adam then revels the grim truth about what really happens in your house while men are working in there.

9:05 – 9:22

Teresa’s News

There is a bootlegged porn virus going around between soldiers in Iraq.

Shia Labeouf tells David letterman the story of when he was arrested for trespassing.
9:29 – 9:36

Teresa Continues the News

Shia Labeouf further explains to Letterman why he got arrested when he was drunk at a Walgreen’s is Chicago.

Mark the Poet calls in with a new one for us about how amazing Adam is. Ace rated is a solid 6.7

9:44 – 9:50

Prisoner David Calls in to the Studio

Prisoner David calls with his co-worker Prisoner Steven to talk about their love of Dancing With The Stars and how they know can use gas powered lawn mowers. Adam is thoroughly impressed with Prisoner Dave’s ability to book interesting guest.

9:55 – 10:00

Wrap Up

Adam Wraps up the show.

May 12, 2008 - Christie Brinkley and Jason Taylor phone into the studio; David Alan Grier is in the studio

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6:01 AM- HOW SAY YOU

Adam talks about the great relationship he has with his family, he actually compares it to the “relationship black guys have with cops.” Adam says his family brings absolutely nothing to the table, his “dad is worthless”, he equates his “dad with zero”, therefore he could give a s. when it comes to spending any time with them. Adam says his “prayers were answered” when he called his mom to wish her a happy Mother’s day and she wasn’t home. Adam says, “it is sad and pathetic” but he really could care less.

6:26 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Marko calls in from Japan to suggest Adam bring Top Gear to Japan, this brings Adam to compare Japanese culture to American culture. Adam says we American’s “want big engines, big food, we are not a finesse culture like Japan.” Adam doesn’t think the Japanese would welcome our dumb asses to Japan, “we’re dumb over here and were getting dumber every day” he says.

Marko says as least Japan has a bullet train that is really cool to ride, this infuriates Adam!! Adam says he is “not a conspiracy theorist but why the hell don’t we have our own bullet train in this damn country?”

6:44 AM CHRISTIE BRINKLEY CALLS IN

Christie Brinkley calls into the studio to talk about the Xbox 360: Dance, Dance Revolution, “where exercise gets fun!” Xbox 360 is teaming up with the Boys and Girls Clubs of America to celebrate the first-ever National Family Fitness Day on May 12. National Family Fitness Day is a free, fun-filled event designed to promote healthy and active lifestyles for children and families. Christie says this game is wonderful for the whole family and really gets the kids up and moving, Christie says her little six year old loves it! Purchase it here!

Christie talks about her early days in the modeling world, she says it was Sports Illustrated that really put her on the modeling map and made her a huge star!

7:06 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Jenna Bush married!

* Most popular baby names.

7:42 AM - OZZIE’S MOVIE REVIEW

Nicaraguan Ozzie reviews the number one movie in the country, Ironman. The reviews are in and they are off the charts! Watch the trailer here!

8:05 AM - DAVID ALAN GRIER IS IN THE STUDIO

Adam’s main man, David Alan Grier is in the studio this morning. DAG cries because her thinks Adam prefers to watch TV at Kimmel’s house and not at his measly home, DAG has cable too for crying out loud!

8:22 AM - MUSIC MONDAY; DAVID ALAN GRIER CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

DAG continues to hang out in the studio as the gang plays a round of Music Monday. Today’s theme: good and bad songs to sing along to karaoke style. Click here to see the gang’s top choices.

8:38 AM - MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES; JASON TAYLOR PHONES IN

Music Monday continues: the best and worst songs to sing along to karaoke style continue to be played.

Jason Taylor calls into the studio. Jason talks about how poorly he danced last week on Dancing with the Stars. In practice this week Jason says he only dropped his partner once! Jason swears he practices sometimes ten hours a day! Watch Jason dance the Paso Doble ad the Foxtrot tonight on DWTS at 8 PM on ABC.

9:02 AM - MUSIC MONDAY NEVER ENDS; DAG STILL IN THE STUDIO

Music Monday continues. DAG’s character Peanut continues to hang out in the studio. Listen to Teresa’s favorite song to sing along to here.

Don’t miss DAG’s performance at the Ontario Improv, June 5 -8.

9:22 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS.

Teresa recaps the news.

* Thousands dead in China earthquake.

* Swimmer wrestles shark.

9:42 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!

May 9, 2008 - Tom Farley, Christian Oliver, Captain Sig Hansen and Lynn and Alex are in the studio

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6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Giovanni the unhappy Hawaiian calls into the studio. Giovanni is miserable on the big island which he says is “beautiful yet extremely dangerous!” The street crime in Hawaii is unbelievable, much rougher than people realize. Giovanni works for the airlines in Hawaii which starts the gang talking about the price of airline tickets which Adam says have remained pretty reasonable while the price for driving has shot through the roof!

Adam rants about people who try to save a little money by skimping on the stupidest things, such as trying to conserve real milk by mixing it with powered milk, now you have just ruined your milk you morons! What the hell is the the allure of powered milk?! We do not live in space people!

6:26 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Johnny calls into the studio, he wants to get in shape and asks Adam for tips on skipping rope. Adam says “it is more fun than you think it would be!” Adam also says you get a little rhythm and coordination out of it and “people think you look cool!” Adam’s advice to become a jump rope champion is “don’t jump with both feet, you must alternate…use the balls of your feet and go back and forth.”

6:46 AM - “DO YOURSELF A FAVOR”

In a round of “Do Yourself a Favor”, Adam says, “remove the shower head from your shower and blow it out and remove all the crap in there.” Not crazy for that tip? How about this one, spray paint your wallet red so when you drop it you can god damn find it!

Bald Brian suggests buying “a whole bunch of blank greeting cards when at the market”, you never know when you’ll need one. Teresa says do yourself a favor and keep a couple of wrapped candles on hand, they’re the perfect gift in a pinch!

7:05 AM - TERESA SHARES A WEDDING TIP

Teresa says she has “a revolutionary tip that will change weddings forever!” Listen up brides and grooms to-be: register for genetic testing instead of flatware and china!

7:23 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Teens convert skull into bong!

7:49 AM - TOM FARLEY IS IN THE STUDIO

Chris Farley’s older brother Tom is in the studio to talk about the new book he just wrote about his brother Chris. The Chris Farley Show: A Biography in Three Acts which is available for sale now.

Tom talks about his beloved brother Chris; “Chris was a middle child who was totally encouraged and supported when growing up”, they had a really happy childhood. Adam asks Tom to talk about the first inkling when he thought there may be a problem with Chris’s partying. Tom says he knew it was out of control “when he started to be brutal to be around!”

Tom sometimes wonders what would have happened if Chris had gone into their fathers concrete business, would he still be alive today? Tom says had he done that, he would probably be alive today yet totally miserable!

Meet Tom in person at Book Soup tonight at 7 PM!

8:12 AM - THIS WEEK IN RAGE

In This Week In Rage, Adam rages over the following:
*Bed and Breakfasts
*Birds, the meanest animal
*Mambo #5 by Lou Bega
*Field Greens and goat cheese salad instead of iceberg and bacon
*I Shot the Sheriff by Bob Marley

8:31 AM - CHRISTIAN OLIVER IS IN THE STUDIO

Actor, Christian Oliver is in the studio to talk about his new movie, Speed Racer which opens in theaters today. Watch the trailer here. The reviews are in, but who cares? See the movie anyway! Christian says Speed Racer was totally cool to shoot, the movie was shot completely on a green screen in Germany.

Christian has another movie coming out soon, Valkyrie which also stars Tom Cruise!!

8:50 AM - CAPTAIN SIG IS IN THE STUDIO

Captain of The Northwestern, Sig Hansen from the hit show The Deadliest Catch is in the studio.

Crab fishing is one of the most dangerous jobs in the world and probably the scariest job on the planet! Sig says so far they have had to save two camera men from possible death when they almost went overboard while shooting on the boat!

Adam is “so enamored by the King crabs.” Sig says they can get up to 20 pounds! Sig says he’s busy fishing 10 months out of the year, his sex life sucks but the fishing’s great! Sig says he uses his gut when deciding where to put the traps. Adam is absolutely fascinated, he asks Sig if the crabs can be mean? “They sure can be!” Sig says.

Don’t miss The Deadliest Catch which premiers on The Discovery Channel Tuesday, May 12th.

Captain Sig will appear in Westwood today at Game Stop to promote his new video game , The Deadliest catch, available for sale soon, pre-order here!

9:10 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Paris Hilton appears on David Letterman.

* 50 Most memorable movie cars.

9:42 AM - LYNN AND ALEX ARE IN THE STUDIO

Gossip queens, Lynn and Alex are in the studio to dish all “The Insider” celebrity dirt:

*Jeremy Piven gets it on with Pink!

* Maria Carey still wearing hand me down ring! Thank god she has a prenup!

* More Mariah gossip here!

*Tom Kat ready for baby number two?

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!

May 8, 2008 - MIT Mike and Jon Favreau are in the studio; William Shatner and Seth McFarlane phone in

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6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Chris calls in to ask Adam about the times he would appear on The Man Show drunk and stoned. Here’s the story: Adam says yes, there were times he would hang out with Kimmel before he went on the air and they would drive around the city hot boxing the limo! Adam would then show up for the taping of the Man Show “jacked out of his mind!” Adam says he was always honest and would tell his listeners he was high, so what’s the big deal?

6:28 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Edward calls in to tell Adam his life was changed after he took his advice. Edward was so inspired after he heard Adam talking about going after your dreams that he actually did and now he could not be happier and says he owes it all to Adam!

Adam says more positive things have happened to him in the last three months than they have in the last three years due to the fact that he followed his gut and went after what he knew was right for him. Adam says listening to your gut over your wallet is the key, he thinks “you are cosmically rewarded when you listen to your gut.” Adam also says, “ultimately all we have is that radar dish in our bellies, tune in and trust it people!”

Sebastian calls in to tell Teresa she “absolutely fascinates” him.

Sean calls in to say he finally ate at Zankou Chicken, the garlic spread was amazing! Adam says they are so rude there, please don’t get him started!

6:51 AM - GAY WALKING

Our own gay board operator Bill hits the streets of West Hollywood for a little “Gay Walking.” Bill asks the gays manly questions as the gang in the studio bet whether they will answer the manly questions correctly.

7:06 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

7:38 AM - MIT MIKE AND DAVE ARE IN THE STUDIO

MIT Mike and MIT Dave are in the studio, two of the guys who inspired the infamous card counting movie, Twenty one: the true story of MIT students who went to Las Vegas and used their genius to master the blackjack tables and literally brought down the house! Adam says, “if you use your brain against the house, it’s better than using a gun!”

Adam says it would seem to him to be illegal to communicate with your friend or partner while sitting at the table, Mike and Dave say it is absolutely legal!

Check out the world’s most popular blackjack website here!

7:53 AM - MIT MIKE AND DAVE STILL WITH US

MIT Mike and Dave continue to hang out in the studio. Adams asks them to explain in layman’s terms how card counting works: They say it basically is just keeping count of all the high cards.

Mike and Dave say their favorite casinos in Las Vegas are the Mirage and MGM, they say they literally use to walk from casino to casino with hundreds of thousands of dollars in their pockets!

Check out their website and learn to count cards from the masters themselves!

8:13 AM - WILLIAM SHATNER CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

William Shatner calls into the studio. William says he is “addicted to Dancing With the Stars“, he absolutely loves that show!! Bill cannot stop talking about Adams ex-dance partner Julianne Hough. Bill says, “What a dancer, and what a family!” Bill sounds a little obsessed with the show and especially 19 year old cutie, Julianne!

Adam asks Bill if he has any life advice for us numnuts, Bill says “learn your ABC’s, literally as well as figuratively!”

Bill just wrote an autobiography, Up Till Now available for sale now! Shatner also has a CD available for sale, Exodus which he says will take you to another level. HUH?

Don’t miss Bill on his hit television show, Boston Legal which airs on ABC.

8:37 AM - JON FAVREAU IS IN THE STUDIO


Jon Favreau, the director of the number one movie in America, Ironman is in the studio this morning. 100 million dollars made domestically so far!! The reviews are in for Ironman and they are through the roof!

The gang talk about one of their favorite movies of all times: Swingers which Jon wrote and also stared in.

8:50 AM - JON FAVREAU STILL WITH US

Jon continues to hang out in the studio. Adam asks Jon if he thinks there will be a sequel to Ironman, Jon says you can never tell, he has had hits as well as misses and he never saw the misses coming, so we’ll see. Jon talks about Robert Downey Jr. who plays the staring role in this film. Jon says he elevated this movie to another level.

Adam pitches a couple of potential movie projects to Jon; Prison Train: On the Rail to Jail! What about Pediph-isle! Where Pediphiles are put on their own island! Look for these movies coming to your local theaters soon!

9:13 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; JON HANGS OUT

Teresa recaps the news.

* Barbara Walters tells all in new book.

* Star Jones and Barbara Walters not BFF’s.

9:43 AM - SETH MCFARLANE CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Family Guy creator, Seth McFarlane phones into the studio. Adam congratulates Seth on his great success. Don’t miss seeing Seth in an evening of song and dance with Alex Borstein in Freakin’ Sweet this Saturday night at the Ahmansan Theater.

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!

May 7, 2008 - Tommy DeCarlo phones in; Larry Miller and Andrew Dice Clay are in the studio

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6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Daren calls in to ask Adam about his Improv experiences. Adam went through The Groundlings system, which he says was very competitive. Adam says, “having a little discipline is good for your relationships and your overall confidence, it prepares you for life people!”

Adam says one of the lowest time in his life is when the Groundlings showed him the door!

6:22 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Hardworking porn salesman and regular listener, EJ calls into the studio. EJ sells porn on Craig’s List and we have actually called him in the past when searching for losers who sell ridiculous items in one of our favorite segments, Who the F Sells this S? Bubble Butt Bonanza, I F-ed Your Wife, have you heard of these blockbusters? EJ calls in to plug a charity concert tonight at Molly Malone’s in West Hollywood, the benefit will help those suffering from debilitating eye diseases.

Lisa calls in to ask Adam and Teresa their views about her issue at hand. Lisa is about to be married, and is having issues with her step bother, she can’t stand him and does not want to invite him to her wedding, is that wrong?

Adam says if you are a bad person it does not matter who the hell you are, you are not invited to the party, period!!

6:48 AM - TOMMY DECARLO CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Tommy DeCarlo phones into the studio. Tommy was a huge BOSTON fan and now is the lead singer in the band after posting his BOSTON covers and other music on his myspace page. “I sent my myspace page link to the BOSTON camp, and I also offered to sing my song at the tribute show, never thinking I’d get a reply.” he says. He did get a reply, they absolutely loved his voice! Tommy says, “I would have never believed this could happen in a million years. The next thing I knew I was on my way to Boston to sing with BOSTON…are you kidding me?” Tommy’s favorite BOSTON song is Rock and Roll Band. Listen to it here!

Tommy will perform with BOSTON at the Gibson Amphitheater July 1st.

7:06 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Obama wins in North Carolina.

* Latest American Idol news here!

* Jennifer Lopez staring in reality show?

7:36 AM - LARRY MILLER IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian, Larry Miller is here in the flesh! Larry and Adam discuss various Mother’s day gifts that are both funny and memorable! Adam says the worst gift is when the kidlets make breakfast and then mommy ends up having to clean up the little bastards mess!

The gang reminisce about their high school days and have a laugh when remembering how mean their gym teachers were to them.

Don’t miss Larry’s performance at the Irvine Improv this Thursday through Sunday night.

8:03 AM - LARRY MILLER CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Larry continues to hang out in the studio. Larry talks about a great movie he just saw…The Hammer. Larry says people must see this film, “you won’t want to kill yourself after viewing this movie” he says.

Larry says if he were not married he would prefer to go out with Rosanna Arquette (as she looks today) rather than a young model on the cover of Vogue. Larry says, women today look like plastic, he prefers a face that has character!

Check out Larry ’s book, Spoiled Rotten American which is available for sale now.

8:31 AM - ANDREW DICE CLAY IS IN THE STUDIO

Andrew Dice Clay is in the studio this morning. Andrew takes us down memory lane and relays his journey of how he got into comedy. Dice did an impersonation of his hero, Vinny Barbarino while on stage and the crowd went wild! Remember people, at that time Dice says, Travolta was the S. !

8:48 AM - ANDREW DICE CLAY STILL WITH US

The Dice man continues to hang out in the studio. Adam asks Andrew about the time he appeared on SNL and Sinead O’ Conner among others boycotted the show. Andrew says, he has “always had complete confidence in myself no matter what I do.” Andrew says he thinks Sinead boycotted the show for the publicity!

Adam has just had a psychic moment, he predicts Andrew will one day receive an Academy Award for his acting, did you even know he acts? Andrew says to do a movie would be great, however to fill an arena to full capacity like he did before, would be even better! Watch The Dice man performing at the Pollstar Awards.

Don’t miss Andrew’s performance at the Canyon Club in Agoura hills this Saturday night. Purchase tickets here!.

Andrew will also perform at the Grove in Anaheim, Saturday June 21st.

9:11 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

9:28 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Susan Sarandon gets first tattoo.

9:42 AM - DANCING WITH THE STARS UPDATE

Adam relays Dancing With the Stars latest news.

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW

Mahalo!

May 5, 2008 - Daryl Hall phones in; John Melendez is in the studio

CINCO DE MAYO LIVE SHOW!!

6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Ola amigo’s! Adam talks about being back on the air in Phoenix this morning, he says he is “happy to be back on the edge in Phoenix!”

Adam talks about our dump guy, Randy “Rhino” Wong who seems to always run late in the mornings. Adam says it is so funny to watch him run his late ass into the studio each morning.

Adam also talks about an article that was written about him in The Wall Street Journal over the weekend. Read the article here!

6:28 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Teresa relays the story of Cinco De Mayo.

A listener calls in to ask Adam to relay a story he once told about birds: Adam says “birds are pound for pound the meanest animals on the planet.” Bald Brian says crows are genius’s in the animal kingdom. Why would anyone want a bird as a damn pet? Adam says, “you show me a guy who likes bird watching, I’ll show you a guy with a fat wife!” Teresa says her father really likes to bird watch, thanks Adam!

6:46 AM - CROW TALK

Mike calls in from Phoenix to say he is thrilled “freckles” is off the show.

Adam talks about crows this morning which he calls, “Satan’s air force!” Adam says, “crows are mean and diabolically smart.” Bald Brian says, “crows are as clever as great apes and rival human intelligence.”

7:07 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Tom Cruise appears on Oprah, watch this!

* Mom shoots her daughter with a BB gun.

7:39 AM - WHAT CAN’T ADAM COMPLAIN ABOUT?

Listeners call in with topics they are sure Adam cannot find anything to complain about. To name a couple: cleaning out your ears with Q-tips and toasty underpants taken directly out of the dryer.

8:06 AM - DARYL HALL CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Daryl Hall phones into the studio. Daryl talks about the early days when he lived with his dorm mate John Oats in Philly. Adam says his favorite Hall and Oats song is ‘Your Kiss Is On My List’, listen here! Adam says he hates the song ‘Maneater’, he says Kimmel played it at his wedding and it almost ruined their friendship, listen to it here.

Hall and Oats will be performing at the Troubadour, May 22 and 23, “not because they have to, because they want to people!”

8:26 AM - NAME THAT TUNE

The gang play a mariachi inspired “Name That Tune”.

8:46 AM - JOHN MELENDEZ IS IN THE STUDIO

John Melendez is in the studio this morning. The gang talk about the last time John was on the show, Howard Stern got so pissed off!! So this time John says maybe they should try to piss off Jay Leno too, just kidding Jay!

Don’t miss watching John’s new movie, National Lampoon Presents: One, Two, Many which is available for sale on DVD now!

Don’t miss John on The Tonight Show which airs on NBC.

9:02 AM - JOHN MELENDEZ STILL WITH US

John continues to hang out in the studio. John and Adam talk about Jay Leno and how the only thing he ever wears is denim, WTF is up with that? “The guy really likes denim”, John says. Adam says he imagines Jay’s home is completely decorated in denim!

John and Adam talk about the rumors that are going around that Jay will be leaving the Tonight Show soon, John thinks Conan will be the one to take over his time slot.

9:20 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; STUTTERING JOHN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Teresa recaps the news.

9:40 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!

May 2, 2008 - Lynn and Alex call into the studio; Whitney Cummings is in the studio

CALL ADAM NOW!!(866)901-ADAM

6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Randy calls in to disagree with Adam regarding “chicken s. tickets”, yes it sucks to receive them but at the same time Randy asks, “don’t you need to have a certain amount of respect for the law?” Oh hell no! Adam says sometimes cops give out the lamest tickets for the stupidest reasons! Adam thinks cops should only give tickets to those who drive dangerously, that means they need to use common sense: driving at 75 -80 mph in the middle of rush hour can be dangerous, however driving to Vegas at 80 mph with no one around, not so dangerous! See the difference you morons?!

Adam says keep plowing through those red lights people!

6:30 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Penn calls in to say Adams rant yesterday over video games was so “retarded”, how dare Adam say video games are dangerous and that they can drive the youngins to crime. Adam is not talking about Miss Pac Man or Donkey Kong people! Adam is worried about the stupid guys that are too dumb and ignorant to know the difference between killing in a video game and then killing in real life, he’s not talking about people who are articulate and smart enough to know the difference!

Adam doesn’t think anyone will lie on their deathbeds wishing they had spent more time playing video games for crying out loud!

6:49 AM - LYNN AND ALEX CALL IN

Our favorite gossip queens, Lynn and Alex call into the studio from New York, where they just saw Madonna in concert. OMG!! Lynn and Alex share all “the Insider” celebrity dirt.

Adam says Madonna has an ego that drives him insane, Teresa says she absolutely loves everything about her! Lynn says how dare Adam say he does not like Madonna! Lynn calls Madonna the gay Jesus! Lynn says Madonna rocked the stage with Justin Timberlake, “she was rolling around on the floor like she was in her twenties!”

* Breaking news just in: Mariah Carey has wed Nick Cannon and there was no pre-nup! The ring cost 2.5 million, hey now!!

7:07 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* D.C. Madam hangs herself.

* Barbara Walters reveals she had affair with a married black Senator back in the seventies.

7:41 AM - ADAM TALKS ABOUT LAME CRITICS

Adam talks about an article he recently read. It seems these days critics seem to be critiquing the actors personally and not their movies. The article reads, “The Hammer is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen, but many critics said the movie was awful because they seemed to dislike Adam Carolla.” How dare they!

8:07 AM - BILLION DOLLAR BROWS ARE IN THE STUDIO

Natalie and Amanda the experts from Billion Dollar Brows are in the studio to give Adam a little plucking! Adam says he wants to look like Richard Grieco after they’re done.

8:23 AM - THIS WEEK IN RAGE

In this Week in Rage, Adam rants about the following:

*“Gossip Girl” OMFG ad campaign
*Hot chicks claiming to be into “chubby guys with a sense of humor”
*Kate Hudson and People’s Most Beautiful list
*Transsexual parents
*Elvira by the Oak Ridge Boys

8:44 AM - WHITNEY CUMMINGS IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedienne and Teresa’s BFF, Whitney Cummings is in the studio. Whitney and Teresa are really good friends, Teresa says they hit it off the moment they met. Whitney will actually be Teresa’s maid of honor at her wedding!

Whitney talks about the new movie she currently stars in, Made of Honor which opens in theaters today! The gang talk about Patrick Dempsey who stars in the movie as well, remember him in Loverboy? Now that was a great movie!

9:02 AM - WHITNEY CONTINUES OT HANG OUT; TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news; Whitney continues to hang out in the studio.

* New study out from the Kinsey Institute.

* What makes a man’s/woman’s voice sexy?

9:25 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Cher admits to Oprah she once had a fling with Tom Cruise.

* Rob Lowe’s wife accused of sexual harassment.

9:42 AM - ORIGINS OF ADAMS THREE MEJO’S

Adam talks about the origins of his “three mejo’s.”

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!

May 1, 2008 - Maria Menounos, Daryl Hannah and John Cho phone in; Kal Penn and Dr. Alter are in the studio

CALL ADAM NOW!!(866)901-ADAM

6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Adam talks about yesterdays search for the needle in the haystack on the set of Farmer Wants a Wife, at first no one could find the needle and it seemed like such an unbearably long time as if “time stood still.”

Tom from Cincinnati calls in asking Adam why there are no good radio personalities out there these days, except Adam, of course. Adam says when comedians are really funny they never do radio they go directly television!

Adam spends literally nine minutes talking about time and how pointless it is. Adam says he never knows exactly what time it is, he says it must mean he really enjoys spending time with himself!

6:26 AM - HOY SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Mark calls in, he’s torn between voting for Obama or Hillary and would like Adams view on video game censorship and censorship in general.

Adam says he would like to make pot legal, he’s for abortions and he’s also for the death penalty, regarding video game censorship he doesn’t really care. Adam says he sounds like “a staunch republican one minute and the next like a tree hugger.”

Adam says he “doesn’t like the simulated world”, it’s not his thing, he’s not in prison, if he were maybe he would play lame video games. Adam says people who have lives do things, they don’t play video games! Adam doesn’t need to play a game simulating someone’s life, he actually has his own life, “for the love of Christ!”

6:46 AM - MARIA MENOUNOS CALLS IN

The beautiful Maria Menounos calls into the studio. Did you know Maria once worked as a sausage vendor? Speaking of sausage, Teresa asks Maria what type of guy she finds attractive. Maria says, “really funny/chubby guys” HUH? It’s true!!! Maria “loves that lovable sweet face that comes along with a chubby guy”, they’re more loyal she says. Adam asks her to give us an example of a celeb that fits her type, Maria says a chubby Vince Vaughn fits the bill!

Maria will be competing this morning in the APV Cuervo Gold Volleyball championship in Huntington beach.

Don’t miss watching Access Hollywood which airs daily on NBC.

7:03 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Bill O’ Reilly interviews Hillary Clinton.

7:37 AM - KAL PENN IS IN THE STUDIO; JOHN CHO CALLS IN


Kal Penn is in the studio this morning and John Cho calls in. Kal and John star in the new movie, Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay which is currently out in theaters! Watch the trailer here!

Adam says when he first met John and Kal on Loveline he thought “these two guys are the smartest actors out there that will never work again!” And now look at them and the super train they have been riding! What the hell does Adam know?!

7:52 AM - KAL PENN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Kal continues to hang out in the studio. Listeners call in with questions for Kal. Sabrina wants to know if Kal will be teaching a class in Eroticism of Asian Culture anytime soon, unfortunately not. Did you even know he really teaches that? Kal is smart people! Tim wants to know what they smoke on the set in lieu of the ganja. Kal says a “weird herbal mix that tastes like trash.”

Kal also stars on the television show, House which airs on the Fox channel Tuesday nights, don’t miss it people!

8:12 AM DR. ALTER IS IN THE STUDIO

Board Certified Plastic Surgeon and Urologist, Dr. Alter is in the studio.

Dr. Alter explains how the transgender male, Thomas Beatie was able to become pregnant. Adam says he is not into dudes having babies!

Adam asks if the gender reassignment business is booming? Dr. Alter says elective surgery is down everywhere, however gender reassignment is actually up.

Don’t miss Dr. Alter on the television show, Dr. 90210 which airs on the E! channel.

8:38 AM - DARYL HANNAH CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Daryl Hannah calls into the studio to talk about the environment which she is passionate about saving. Daryl encourages others to recycle and use alternative forms of fuel. Daryl actually runs her car on hemp oil!

Daryl currently stars in the movie, Vice which is currently out in theaters. Watch the trailer here!

Check out Daryl’s daily blog which she writes herself!

9:01 AM - DR. ALTER STILL WITH US

Dr. Alter says he does approx. 10-20 male to female gender reassignment surgeries a year. Bob calls in with ear issues, can you believe it costs over 10,000 dollars to pin back one’s ears, that’s pricey, imagine what a knew pee pee will cost you!

9:20 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* People Magazines Top 100 Beautiful People issue is finally here!

9:44 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Check out the ugliest people in music!

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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